You All Suck

I hate everybody. I hate overly sincere leftists who think the word ” phallus makes them smarter than anyone. I am particularly annoyed by stupid knee-jerk right-wingers and their Gipper-loving, France-bashing, not-very-funny sense of humor. Oh, sure, garden-variety stupidity always pisses me off too. But there’s nothing like a war to bring out my dislike of humanity.

I may have said this before, but I distrust human nature so much it’s almost Catholic, except without the redemption part.