Do you know where your child is?

Well, do you?

I’m reminded of the Ice Cube song “Givin’ up the Nappy Dugout,” which is as nasty and inventive a song as there is. I mean, really, what rhymes with Czechosolvakia? Not a lot that fits into a rap song, but Cube managed it. “Mista mista before you make me go, I am here to tell you that your little girl’s a ho!”

Not like it’s polite to insult someone just for being related to Our Leader, but for a friend of mine being courted by a distant relative of his, the Bush kinship was the last straw in a series of dealbreaking character flaws.