Look out, Mom and Dad, I could still move back home any day now. It’s hard enough thinking you’re done full-time parenting after eighteen years, and done with financial support after another five or ten, but thirty-some-odd years of living with the kids at home? Damn, in my day, if they were alive after five years we counted it a success.
Oh wait, that wasn’t my day, that was an episode of The Cosby Show.
Secretly Ironic 