Winner

Finally, I get to make a post for which comment-spam won’t be off-topic: reviews of the latest GSK products. I love how marketing messaging for big pharma can get into Iraqi-minister-of-information levels of denial:

I asked Fleming … is the football-through-tire image almost too on the nose, in a legal sense?
“I don’t think anyone has drawn that comparison,” he said, totally deadpan.
Honestly, you’ve never heard anyone compare the football-through-tire thing to, um, doing it?
“I’ve never heard that.”

If he had, it would make the ad an “indicated” ad, meaning it would require information about how you’re likely to get a heart attack or AIDS or something if you use the drug improperly (say, to fuel weekend-long sex binges).