Wheels on the bus go round and round

I’m still on the bus. The toilet has frozen solid, but I have network access so it’s all good. They have stopped for pee-breaks periodically, so we’re running pretty late. But again, I have internet access, so I’m doing the same shit I’d be doing at home, except possibly I’m in a more comfortable chair. Although without beer and with a rather icky sandwich from Marche Movenpick.

Anyway, on to the links:
Wonkette, a DC politics-and-gossip blog from a former Suckster. Oh, how I miss Suck and Feed. The “Who’s Better” votes alone were so cool!

Low Culture, which brings us mockery of politicians. Notably, the If Dubya were your boyfriend joke, which is wicked funny.

UnIntelligent Design advocates, trying to persuade the Ohio state legislature to include their non-evolutionary creation theory in high school curricula– namely that the Creator was kinda dumb. I can’t wait for Scientology’s inclusion in 9th grade Life Science.

And speaking of special interests, are you surprised at all that the sugar industry opposes new diet guidelines that suggest we’d be less fat if we ate less sugar? Yeah, me neither.