I was once told that Drinking diet Coke will not make you gay, but it sure as hell will make you look gay. Whatever. Diet soda doesn’t give me the sugar-sleepiness that sugar-soda does. Hence the Diet Pepsi and Diet Coke cans piling up on my desk.
Put on headphones, ready for next frenzy of text generation.
One two three four my baby don’t mess around….
Secretly Ironic 