Chewable contraceptives. Of course. What are they, for children? I hear they plan on making them with cute shapes. Wait til someone’s child actually does eat a box of these spearmint-flavored goodies.
Vaguely related Volokh post about government-imposed bias in scientific research, notably related to forcing additional delays to study the effects of emergency contraception, even though it’s been proven effective.
Secretly Ironic 