Dress Code

Now, I’ve always disliked dress codes. I try to avoid going to bars that have dress codes, even if I meet them, just because I think they’re stupid. But this defies stupidity. And it makes southerners look bad– I don’t know how many times I’ve had to deal with “oh, you’re from Virginia, do you have plumbing?” jokes. Come on people, grow the hell up and stop acting like yokels, and maybe we’ll get some respect from the rest of the country.