Whine

I had a bottle of wine last night called Solaris. Now, of course, when you search for “Solaris Wine” you end up with a nice little page of information about running WINE on Solaris. That’s not terribly surprising. I was amused to find that if you use the Sun search tool, you’ll end up with the actual beverage information in 9th place.

The wine itself was not at all like the operating system. The operating system is complex, expensive, requires fancy hardware, and tends to be a sort of indigo-purple color. The beverage was yellow-green, citrusy, and inexpensive, and it required only a screwpull– I don’t think it would be unreasonable to drink it from tumblers, although swilling it straight from the bottle would be a little much.