I went to a Twin Peaks themed party this weekend. There was a Twin Peaks cheerleader in attendance. The one with the eyepatch. It was awkward because people couldn’t remember all the names of the characters. Like, say, the creepy guy with the flask who hangs out behind the high school. I think that was a costume. This is definitely not a costume. It’s just how Bridget hides from homework.
Secretly Ironic 