SIN IS NOT A CRIME

Get it into your head: SIN IS NOT A CRIME.
Married couples not having children is not a crime. Despite what Antonin Scalia might want, the horrific sins of masturbation and fornication are not crimes either. (Another note on Scalia and the criminality of sin here.

Honestly, people. What kind of dumbasses have we got on the court? Of all the noncriminal acts in the world, of all the violations of basic principles of freedom, what kind of idiot would ask the US government to keep tabs on what people do when they put their hands down their pants? What’s next, criminalizing armpit-scratching? Oh, I know! Let’s make it a crime to take the Lord’s name in vain, and to disrespect your parents! Let’s make lustful thoughts a misdemeanor, and wet dreams a felony akin to movie-pirating (3 years) or rape (5 years) or smoking marijuana (10 to life). We’ll use eyeball monitoring cameras to tell when someone is distracted by an attractive body across the way, and gait recognition to tell when boys are trying to hide erections. Yeah! Yeah! It’ll be just like Giblets says!