Which of the following comes from Pulitzer-prize winning automotive critic Dan Niel’s incredibly vicious review of the Mercury Montego, and which one comes from Slate columnist Timothy Noah’s coverage of Bush economic policy:
a) “… like feeling the icy hand of death upon you.”
b) “… like a weatherman covering a blizzard and never once mentioning the word snow.”
c) “on paper, [this] has much to recommend it, which would be fine if [it] were made of paper.”
d) “Can [these guys] get the notes from someone else in the class? … Over and over, [it] fumbles the fundamentals.”
Secretly Ironic 