Yes, this review of El Bullí is on a website called Food Tourist. And this one from the Guardian is equally insane. Well, what can you do? I emailed and asked if a table was available in case of cancellation.
But I repeat myself. I think I’ve posted on this topic before. Do I repeat myself?
Do I contradict myself? Very well, I contradict myself. I contain multitudes. There will be time for decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse. There will be coffee spoons. There will be wine. There will be vitamins and echinacea and exercise and Serrano ham.
My friends say, bring back a leg of illegal ham. Bring back a bottle of illegal booze. Bring back a funny wooden mask with mystical powers, or possibly termites. Bring back a case of syphilis, the red light district is full of sailors. They should, you know, they go from port to port.