Enjoyment

I went to the gym yesterday. It was good. I got my heart rate way the hell up– somewhere around 180. I think this was partly due to disgust at seeing the Alka-Seltzer World Championships of Competitive Eating on the TV. I saw this man whose claim to fame was eating 1.5 gallons of chili in fifteen minutes, and I thought, I must run faster.

Then Sports Illustrated came on with a football-themed commercial. The URL was SinflOffer.com. That’s almost as good as PooLife, the pool chemical company.