Well, this Saturday I have a 10:00 AM date with a 1.4 liter (excuse me, 88 cubic inch) twin-cylinder engine attached to a Harley Davidson. They didn’t have the futuristic-looking V-Rod in stock, so we’re going with the Heritage Softail Classic, which is sort of a retro-touring-style bike, and has the advantage of big comfortable passenger seats.
1.4 liters is almost twice as much engine as I have even contemplated wanting. Yes, I’m getting the extra insurance.
Secretly Ironic 