Last night I dreamed that I was trying to make meringues, possibly for a batch of forgotten cookies. I had a big bowl of egg whites, and a mixer, and the lights were too hot and the oven was too hot. For some reason the grater was out, and I set it on the knife sharpener and ruined it. I put the egg whites into the mixer bowl and went to look up the recipe online. When I came back I realized I’d set up the mixer wrong, and then when I corrected it I realized I’d put in the wrong mixer blade, and then when I got the right mixer attachment in, it was too late: all the heat had cooked my egg whites. I woke up in a cold sweat.
Secretly Ironic 