We went to Ikea on Saturday.
Going on Saturdays is a mistake. So crowded.
By the second floor, and the third hour, there were many, many cranky children. Including me.
We came home with an Expedit bookshelf and also some other stuff we hadn’t thought we needed, but which seemed like a good idea at the time. Curtains! Pillows! Lamps! A flask!
To compensate, I didn’t leave the house today.
Secretly Ironic 