According to Threadless, handlebar mustaches are the new mullet.
I think it’s spelled mustache, and not moustache. Anyway, it’s the next mullet.
I’m gonna grow one.
I failed at my earlier beard attempt, because I bailed when it got stupid-looking. But not this time. The point, this time, is to grow something that looks like I’ve fallen asleep in front of a glue gun and then rolled over onto the cat.
Details: do I cut it even with the middle of my mouth, or do I grow it lower– like, down to my jawline? In a few weeks, I’ll need to find some mustache wax, too. But those are implementation concerns I can address later. For now, I need only wait.
Secretly Ironic 