Sometimes you create the comedy, sometimes the comedy comes to you

Comedy comes to you in strange ways. For example, look back in my archives at the timeout option ranges for the hdparm command. (That post also illustrates, should you be a potential employer, my facility with engineers and their aberrant logic.)

Or, read the following text message I just got from a friend:
DUDE I AM IN A STANDOFF WITH POLICE IN PROVIDENCE. I NEED YOU TO COME DOWN AND NEGOTIATE MY SURRENDER.

This is a joke. He is really in Cambridge.