This explains so much

Today I left the house only to shovel slush from the walk. I assembled an Ikea bookshelf and then took it apart and put it back together the right way. All day I wanted to scream, or cry, or go back to bed.

Apparently, I’m not alone: today is the depressingest day of the year. (Thanks, Vomitola! If you and the Edmonton Journal had not told me, I’d have thought it was some time in February.)