Cult Flyers

Every month or two I get a flyer for the Dahn Yoga group with promises of free brain energy tests or whatever. (Hint: if there’s an energy reading, it’s probably a cult.) And, while brain respiration and the myriad web fronts make me think it’s a pretty weird cult, it’s nothing as bizarre as the one I got today.

The Universe People apparently want to abolish money to … well, there are these evil aliens called Saurians, and these other benign aliens from the Pleiades, led by a guy named Ptaah and also by Jesus. See, and we’re being controlled by the Saurians, who have legions of underground caverns filled with human slaves writing computer software to control the above-ground world. And, um, abolishing money will help us to, um…

Anyway, it’s by far the strangest and least coherent thing anyone has asked me to believe. And that includes the weather forecasting using astrology website I saw yesterday.