She Was a Shark Smile in a Yellow Van

Today’s song is Shark Smile, by Big Thief, a tale as old as time: falling in love with the wrong person and dying in a tragic car crash.

She was a shark smile in a yellow van
She came around and I stole a glance in my youth

But who wouldn’t ride on a moonlit line?
Had her in my eye, 85 down the road of a dead end gleam

Which is a great time to remind you once again that American car deaths are rising, especially people struck by taller SUVs, which are encouraged by our ludicrously out of date CAFE standards. And muscle cars, which have too much power. And our road design standards which emphasize speed over safety. And driver behavior is worse since March 2020, just as cars continue to get bigger and deadlier and faster.

Also killing a lot of us: booze.

Policy

Georgia didn’t expand Medicaid coverage during the Obama era, but they recently implemented a new program called Georgia Pathways to Coverage, which allows more people to qualify for Medicaid. It may surprise you just how stingy the regular benefits are: to qualify for standard Medicaid in Georgia, you must be a child, severely disabled, or pregnant.

The new, more generous Pathways program allows working adults below the poverty line – that’s just over $14,000 per year for a single person — sign up for insurance. “Working” must be at least 80 hours a month, and they generously count education, training, and community service as work. Applicants must submit documentation of their work every month or risk disenrollment.

Last year, I helped with a small portion of the implementation, mostly making sure that instructions were legible at a sixth-grade reading level. At the time I thought it was corrosively bad, clearly designed to allow politicians to issue a press release saying they were helping people without having to pay for any actual care.

Rollout has gone, predictably, very badly.

Meanwhile, in Texas, abortion bans are, predictably, killing people. And the state is, predictably, tormenting those who survive.

Reading

Joy

Housekeeping

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