On the Plus Side, I Hear Toronto Is Nice in the Spring

Oh, sure, there’s warning signs your kid might be using drugs but what do I do if I love a country that I suspect might be, you know, becoming kind of totalitarian? Is there a checklist of warning signs of totalitarianism? Apparently not so much. Fascism, though, yes. I want to know what people thought in 1939 in Germany. I want to know, at what point do you stop saying “It’s not so bad yet, this can be changed” and start saying “oh shit, it’s way too late.”

I got an email today on the college alumni list about a woman who has been denied re-entry to the US for no apparent reason. Daily Kos has more. Now, the thing is, there might be some legitimate paperwork screwup. She wasn’t bundled off to Gitmo or anything, and maybe in a few weeks this’l all be sorted out. Still, it’s a hell of a way to treat a legal resident who’s just gone home to visit family across the border.

And it really seems to me like the US is going off the deep end with its xenophobia– this, the vigilante border patrols… how can we reverse this trend and make the country what it can be? Is it still possible to reverse? At what point do people start to wonder where it all went wrong?

Back

I’m back from a week in San Pedro, Ambergris Caye (“key”), Belize (formerly British Honduras). Bookdwarf will be posting some pics later. I did not see the native manatee (or dugong), although I did manage to interact with some North American specimens of that shy and quiet sea cow. Details to follow.

Conan, what is good in life?

I still get a lot of search strings for the phrase “Conan, What is Good In Life” so I guess it’s fitting that today I wrote up a plan for world domination. It’s really quite simple, only five pages or so.

For what it’s worth, Conan’s view of what is good in life is “to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.” In contrast, my view of world domination begins with community outreach teams identifying, engaging, and recruiting thought leaders.

This is something like the difference between the US and EU ethics rules. European labor laws specify that your boss isn’t allowed to spy on you, so European divisions don’t have to sign the complicated code of business ethics that our company has for US divisions. However, they still have to obey the rules of general human decency and ethics, though– I think the ethics rules are also generalized in EU labor regulations, or something. US teams sign the code of business ethics and as far as I know obey it to the letter. But hey, I’m in marketing, it’s kind of my job to ignore whatever general rules of human decency aren’t actually spelled out in the rules.

Other excitement: Several of us in the office got together and bought a gallon of chowder to go from Legal Seafood. It came in a giant bag. It was a giant bag of chowder. It looked hideous but it was delicious and high in cholesterol.

The City of Somerville has declared an indefinite state of emergency. It’s like martial law, except it only applies to parking rules.

Good news, bad news, fake news

Good: One church refuses to marry anyone until gay people can marry equally. They are encouraging all heterosexual couples to postpone marriage until marriage is free for everyone. (Well, they say they will encourage all of the average of five straight couples that get married in that church each year…) It’s a step.

Bad: One village in Acheh is apparently just… gone: all but one of the houses is and around 80% of the people have completely vanished. The house in best shape has only two walls standing; the rest are brae foundations. And the inhabitants? They haven’t even found bodies.

And Bookdwarf pointed me to the fake news: Armstrong Williams, when he appeared with Cheney to complain about biased, unethical media coverage was actually a paid shill for the administration. Now, while it might sound like a great idea to get paid by two people for doing one job, it’s usually too good to be true. In fact, it’s probably right there in the contract or rule book– it certainly is in my case. You know, the employee handbook. The one they gave you when you got hired? You didn’t read your contract or terms of employment or any of the company policies did you? No, you didn’t. I bet you didn’t even sign up for the 401(k) and stuck with the default health insureance. Dumbass. You’re too stupid to live, let alone be a journalist.

Dakar Noir

The Dakar Rally 2005 begins on January 1st, this time in Barcelona. Sixteen days, six and a half thousand miles by car, truck, or motorcycle, on roads, mountains, forests, and deserts, through Spain, Morocco, Mauritania, and Senegal. And for significant portions of the race, the route doesn’t provide much evidence when you leave it: they post the coordinates of checkpoints, and contestants are expected to navigate from one to the next. Even with a GPS, people tend to get lost. Two of the eight American competitors are from my area. Total competitors: 230 bikes, 165 cars, 70 trucks. And a lot of support vehicles.

Captain of Consciousness

I helped my friend Lucia write a statement to read at the Melrose School Committee and we got quoted in the Globe. I feel like I’m contributing to shaping society in a way that I want even though I have no actual connection to Melrose.

The strength of my convictions is not what it was when I was a self-righteous little brat. But still, it feels good to do something to contribute to civil discourse.

Plus those kids better be well-educated, they’re going to be paying for my social security check!