Liberals are like Red Sox fans

Truthout has a great article about how being a liberal these days is like being a Sox fan: the grinding sense of… well… doom.
It’s all there, in the way the players aren’t quite up to par, in the way the TV pundits smirk. In the way the US votes against human rights treaties. and the fact that everybody knows Bush lied in order to go to war and the secret reports on The Great Tragedy.

“Everybody knows that the ship is sinking, everybody knows that the captain lied… Everybody knows that the game is rotten, old black Joe’s still pickin’ cotton for your ribbons and bows, and everybody knows. Everybody knows, that’s how it goes…. “

Good technology day

All my docs were printing out wrong: the content would be too high on the page, cutting off the running header and sometimes the first line or so of text. I learned how to hack around the DSSSL stylesheets to adjust the top margin, but that only changed the space between the running headers and the body text. Turns out it was a bug in the dvi to PostScript conversion. So, instead of letting docbook2ps handle the docbook->DVI->ps conversion, I run it manually and use the -t “letter” option, and it works right. Sweet.

Tax Season

People always complain about taxes, after all, and about “Big Government.” Hey, who was it that said that “Next to being shot at and missed, there is nothing in life so satisfying as a tax refund?” But it’s hard to cut out portions of Big Government that are helpful, such as, oh, Medicaid, or Medicare, or disaster relief, or Superfund money to clean up toxic waste dumps, or… gee, what part of it did you want to cut?

So, they’re starting with the taxes, because that’s the easy part. It’s certainly true that the federal tax code is enormous and overcomplicated and a pain in the ass. The federalist/state’s rights/libertarian faction of the GOP is raising that anti-tax banner high, because it’s easy to raise. The cuts in services come later, when they say, I’m very sorry, but we just have to do this. They don’t get a banner. Maybe someone else will have to do it. A Democrat, if they’re lucky.

(As far as I can tell, the puritanical/religious/authoritarian faction of the GOP is going along because they’ll be able to have greater control over states individually than over the federal government as a whole, so they can promote their agenda where they’re stronger and leave New York and California under interdict, as it were.)

In other words, what we’re seeing is conflict between the people who say “The United States is” and the people who say “The United States are.” Remember, in the early days of this nation, a seat in the US congress was often given up for the opportunity to serve in a state congress, which was considered much more honorable. Some people want to go back to that.

Maybe there are things that a decentralized government could do better. In fact, I’m sure there are things that we ought to leave to the states rather than to the feds. But a lot of federal government services just couldn’t work without being federal. Corn, sugar, textile and steel subsidies, for example. The right has pushed them through for now, but they’ll go away (and in my opinion, they should be repealed anyway) if we decentralize agricultural and industrial policies.

Think about disasters. I doubt New Jersey really wants to pay for Florida storm damage, or that Nebraska wants to pay for California earthquakes. Disaster relief as a federal project means that the US government can spread the risk more evenly. Yes, you could use insurance and let the private sector reinsurance companies handle it, but these kinds of risks are often uninsurable. The federal government can take those risks because it doesn’t have to turn a profit, and it can balance them to some extent because they don’t all happen at once.

Another of the problems we’d face is that people and businesses keep moving around, and that some of the taxes in wealthier parts of the country help poorer parts out. Individual saving/pension accounts will help, a little, but not as much as the Bushies claim. The entitlements budget will not merely be shifted to the states: it will be shifted unequally and much of it will get dropped. You’ll see the poor states get poorer, and we’ll see the return of conditions from before Johnson’s War on Poverty. Hell, you’ll see it go back to before the New Deal, which is a lot of what the right is trying to do.

And what about environmental policy? Well, I’m sure the GOP would love to just get rid of it entirely. But be serious: this is something that’s difficult between nations (all that US smog killing Canadian trees, for example, or (ahem, correction 4/15, thx. Alejandra) US-owned factories moving to Mexico and polluting both countries, then using the vagueness of international law to protect themselves). And we’re talking about dismantling the federal infrastructure and handing it back to the states?

“Well Ms. Jenkins, I’m sorry your child was born with six legs and no anus, but the trichloroethane factory next to your house is actually across state lines in New Jersey, where it complies with regulations!”

Even if you disagree with the actual regulations, it’s usually best to have a single set, rather than several dozen. Alcohol laws in the US are ridiculous and have begun to damage the wine industry’s growth because it’s illegal to ship directly from vineyards to customers. The FCC has just ceded significant power to states, over objections of telecom companies, large and small.

I suppose I’m a Europhile and a Creeping Socialist, but I think that Europe, despite the mistakes of its Stability Pact, has the right idea: greater unity, rather than less unity. I’m not advocating a command economy by any means. If anything, I’m suggesting less regulation: instead of fifty sets of rules to abide by, we should have just one. Go ahead, call me crazy. I prefer to think of myself as someone who believes in common sense economic policy aimed at the creation of wealth, combined with social policy aimed at making sure everyone gets a fair deal.

Maybe that means I pay more in taxes than I would like. Well, I voted against a reduction in state taxes this November, because I know that despite all the graft and cost overruns in the Big Dig, my taxes do good things for this state. I am proud to be a tax-paying citizen, because I know that, even though I don’t agree with the way a lot that money is spent, the United States is a better place because I’m paying my damn taxes.

Porky

J. Bradford Delong’s Semi-Daily Journal (yes, quite the name) has a note about the Economist and its coverage of the Doha round of WTO talks: are they doing more of that British humor that sells so well among the elites here in the US.

Dozens of comments follow accusing the magazine of fawning over Bush’s current policies, which I found somewhat surprising. After all, every time I’ve seen the Economist mention recent US agricultural policy, it’s with adjectives like “scandalous,” “regressive” or “absurd.”

It seems to me that there are two points that the Economist has sought to make about agricultural policy in the US and Europe, and about the Doha round generally: First, despite the most recent farm bill, US subsidies are still lower than those in Europe. Second, the US (like other countries) has a hard time reconciling the populism of its representatives with the wonkery of its envoys.

Now, I’m not sure about the whole “free trade” thing. Globalization, as I must have said before, seems to be one of those words that means everything and nothing. But I think I’ve got a pretty good handle on ambivalence.

Many of our leaders are in favor of tarrif reductions, especially in the abstract. On the other hand, it’s not the most important issue for them, especially when it gets to specific industries in their specific districts. And that’s where the back-scratching, log-rolling, and pork-barrelling beings.

When your job is to represent your nation’s trade policy, you’re a free-trader. If your job is representing the textile workers of South Carolina, you’re a protectionist, or you’ll get laid off with the rest of your district. It’s the job of negotiators and legislators and envoys to resolve the conflicts between wonky abstractions and populist demands. The fact that they all have perfectly good arguments makes the process so complicated, so tedious, and so prone to polemic on all sides.

Hey You Kids Get Off My Lawn

RCB points me to SexLingo, which I am sorry to say is the most overengineered piece of trash I have ever seen. Let me count the ways that this noble concept could have avoided annoyance:
There’s only one tiny link in the page that launches the dictionary, and it’s not easy to find. It’s done in Shockwave 8.5, which is completely unnecessary for a dictionary. It uses XML and a database which is overkill for a dictionary of under ten or twenty thousand entries. It forces you to use a single lookup heirarchy (category, then alpha) when XML and a database could be used for multiple drill-down patterns and also a search engine. It uses cascading menus when it should probably be a flat list. You have to look up each word individually and can’t click “Next” or “Previous.” The definitions are not displayed along with their corresponding words, so if the definition doesn’t make immediate sense you aren’t sure that you haven’t clicked the wrong menu item (is that what “turkey” means? Or did I just click on “terabyte?” ). There are no links between words, even when you are directed “see steerer” or “see felching.” Between lookups you have to move the mouse off the menu launching point, then go back and click; this makes browsing a pain in the ass.

In other words, I’m a crotchety old man who’s pedantic about technology. And who has just discovered that this site renders poorly on the Danger Sidekick (aka T*Mobile HipTop). I think the stylesheets are broken for Internet Explorer on Windows, as well, but I don’t think any of my friends use that.

Which is yet more evidence that I live in a parallel universe of my own creation. I mean, really. I know only two or three people who voted for Dubya. Everyone I know thinks abortion should be safe and legal, and that gay people should be allowed to marry and adopt, and that drug laws in this country don’t make any sense. I can just tell that some day I’m going to buy a tiny little house with a tiny little lawn, and every afternoon at three thirty I’ll come out the door in a cardigan waving my fist and shouting at the goddamn kids to stay away from my tiny little house and off my tiny little lawn.

Hematoma

Oh, sure, I rant and shout about all the ranting and shouting. But lemme tellya, some people are getting the shorter end of the stick for their ranting and shouting. Like the random protestor who caught a a rubber bullet in the face this past weekend. (Via Yahoo News.)

Rubber bullets sound harmless, and they’re certainly less damaging than steel. But they’re not what you’d call safe either. Other info: Doctors urge rubber bullet ban (BBC UK) Beyond the Rubber Bullet (Time on nonlethal weapons), Future Nonlethal Weapons Arsenal (apc.org)

A Price Above Oil

Fray Luis De Leon’s sixteenth-century pedagogical work La Perfecta Casada (The perfect wife) is a manual for household management in all aspects. Of course, it demands pretty severe submission and subjugation of women.

The group Ladies Against Feminism would love to bring it all back. They’re not alone– plenty of people out there are all about the modest swimwear and head coverings. Oh, sure, there’s plenty of Christians showing skin and even hip religious-themed clothing (Christians for Cannabis, anyone?), which is all well and good– none of this is mandatory.

Still, the religious right, via Ashcroft and his crew, are running the show in a lot of ways, and I’m wondering how much freedom I’ve already lost. I want to know how close we’re getting to The Handmaid’s Tale here. Even Margaret Atwood wants to know. It’s not just religious extremism I fear, although I know that non-Christians are more targeted by the current rash of extrajudicial detentions in the US. The jingoist hounds are baying that I’m a traitor because I think this is an unjust war, that Bush has the wrong motives at heart, that we’re bathing in blood and pumping it at the Shell station.

Everyone who’s studied World War II and the holocaust remembers this:

They came for the Communists, and I didn’t object – For I wasn’t a Communist;
They came for the Socialists, and I didn’t object – For I wasn’t a Socialist;
They came for the labor leaders, and I didn’t object – For I wasn’t a labor leader;
They came for the Jews, and I didn’t object – For I wasn’t a Jew;
Then they came for me – And there was no one left to object.
– Martin Niemoller, German Protestant Pastor, 1892-1984

Well, they have come to detain and register Arab men. They have come for the homosexuals in the middle of the night.

I mean, how much is too much to take? How late is too late to get out?

6 4 7 Don’t Eat

I’m pointed to Robert’s Random Thoughts by Semi-Daily Journal. There’s a long post today about psychology, economics, and short term memory:

One of the great bits of evidence from the psych literature is that overweight people can resist nibbling if they are remembering a 3 digit number but not if they are remembering a 7 digit number (see the magic number 7). They had to remember for 5 minutes or so. They weren’t warned that they would be tempted with food.
The guess is in the heads of the 3 digit non-nibblers is “6, 4, 7, don’t eat, 6, 4, 7, don’t eat, 6, 4, 7, don’t eat, 6, 4, 7, don’t eat, 6, 4, 7, don’t eat” while in the heads of the the 7 digit nibblers was “6, 4, 7, 3, 5, 2, 4 ; 6, 4, 7, 3, 5, 2, 4; 6, 4, 7, 3, 5, 2, 4 , hey why is my stomach full!?”

I don’t know if that’s true, but it’s quite funny.