A vocabulary lesson: Loan words

The use of “disappear” as a transitive verb (they disappeared her), or as a substantive noun (the lawyers for the disappeared were unable to contact their client) originated in Argentinian, Chilean, and Philippine dictatorships of the 1970s and 80s. It refers to political kidnappings and the ominously abstract extrajudicial killings.

El/La disidente fue desaparecido. The dissident was disappeared.

No se sabe qué pasó con los desaparecidos. It is not known what happened with the disappeared.

As a word used most notably by the families of the disappeared, it’s almost deliberately and ironically Orwellian. It creates a sort of passive exonerative voice, one that implies that an action has occurred without anyone taking the action. The victim is absent, but so is the victimizer. The absence of one highlights the absence of the other.

Of course, part of the way that disappearance sparks fear is the quite deliberate fact that you can’t quite specify who’s taking the action. It’s not that the person vanishes like a rabbit in a magic trick. Someone has been disappeared. But by whom? Was it an official act? Local cops, feds, vigilantes, militias? Unknown, unsaid, unsayable? The outcome is the same: emptiness.

I was a Spanish major and spent a semester in Chile in the late 1990s, so desaparecido is a word I knew well before we began applying it in the US. It’s new and grammatically strange to people who aren’t familiar with the history, but language is adaptable. We find a way to label and describe horrors protean and indescribable alike.

I did not study German or get into serious depth on the run-up to the Second World War, so I was not familiar with the word Gleichschaltung, meaning synchronization or bringing-into-line. In other words, the whittling away of norms and the creation of legal exceptions that turned Germany into Nazi Germany. The legal process of Nazification.

Once you know the term, it’s hard not to see its shadow in the way medical journals are getting threatening letters from the regime, in threats to whistleblowers, the way ICE abuses suspects almost at random, in reports of another forty-eight desaparecidos in New Mexico, in rising harassment of defense lawyers, in yet another cavalier arrest of the wrong person, in the overt cruelty of firing a teacher for using a child’s requested name, in the way White House officials claim anyone who speaks up in favor of civil liberties is a terrorist, of course and obviously in that accidental deportation to a Salvadoran concentration camp, in yet more threatening letters to immigration lawyers and to doctors telling them to leave the country, in ever more cavalier immigration arrests of citizens.

(A straightforward shooting of the innocent, of course, is totally normal. We already know all about that kind of thing. We are accustomed, if not inured, to accidental shootings or to brutality that top officials at least pretend to deplore. That kind of horror is legible to us: it’s bad, but we know how it works, how it leads to civil suits and suspensions and consent decrees, as ineffectual as they may be. That’s a crime we know with a vocabulary we have already learned.)

In fifty years, what will the encyclopedia entry on early 21st century American Gleichschaltung look like? What new words will we have to describe this moment? What ominously abstract loanwords will work their way into Mandarin for students to look up when they’re taking Western History exams and need to describe the end of the first American republic?

Perhaps a Better Analysis Than Mine

The authoritarian takeover attempt is here. Sadly, we were warned.

There is still joy

Here are some cats. 

And a capybara.

And another cat.

And a sighthound with googly eyes on its very long nose.

Neither undead nor a doctoral candidate

This week I got an ad on Reddit suggesting that thoughtful skeletons should consider moving to Denmark to finish their PhDs or advance their research careers. If I got the ad, their demographic targeting selection is a bit broader than I would have expected — after all, I’m not undead or a doctoral student or looking to move overseas.

Ad for emigration to Denmark, featuring a skeleton in a thoughtful pose with the caption "How's the PhD going?"

But if they’re pitching this to Reddit users in places like Boston, I’ll bet they’re going to find more than a few takers.

There’s a lot of scientific talent around here. And it’s highly mobile — more even than your typical professional talent pool might be. Every semester, there’s a new cohort of highly-trained experts finishing a stint and weighing their next options. Maybe they finished undergrad and want to begin grad school. Maybe they’ve just finished a PhD or postdoc. Maybe their grant funding is coming to a close. People move around a lot here.

Until now, one of the major risks the Boston region faced was that all this talent would decide to go elsewhere in the US just because it’s so expensive to live around here. Many people stay, of course, because they love this place specifically. But a lot of people are here because the jobs are here, the research is here, the grants are here. Because Harvard and MIT and all the smaller shoals of universities and spinoffs and startups are here, and the opportunities that they represent.

But now, at all levels of our regional eds and meds economy, that advantage is evaporating. Hospitals are laying off chaplains and counselors and technicians. Universities are staring down lists of impossible and unethical demands. Administrators whose entire careers have been devoted to caution bordering on timidity now find that there are no safe choices, that storm clouds are gathering, that they are profoundly unprepared for the nor’easter of shit that’s coming ashore.

It’s a virtual certainty that going to work in Denmark’s thriving biomedical industry was a possible but unlikely plan for a lot of Bostonians a year or two ago. And it’s equally likely that a lot more people are browsing apartment listings in Copenhagen than even a month ago.

After World War II, how long did it take the US to attract a critical margin of Europe’s scientific talent? And how long did that expertise support American primacy in science, finance, industry, and strength of arms? The Danes are not alone in making a bid for that talent now. French, German, Dutch, Belgian, and pan-European institutions are recruiting. And so is the Chinese government.

Related: America is Watching the Rise of a Dual State: “For most people, the courts will continue to operate as usual—until they don’t.”

Two Unrelated Headlines

Ars Technica: Experts suspect that the Trump tariffs were calculated using a chatbot.

Der Spiegel: A teenager’s fatal love affair with an AI chatbot.

Texas Banned Abortion. Then Sepsis Rates Soared.

Inside ICE Air: Flight Attendants on Deportation Planes Say Disaster Is “Only a Matter of Time”

Meanwhile, In Some Untidy Spot

A teacher at my local high school is running a fundraiser to pay the rent for students who lost a parent to ICE.

Joy

The indignity!

Just lounging.

The what now?

IRL pixels.

Everything is Interpolated (remix feat. Shaboozey & J-Kwon)

Music

Today’s song is “A Bar Song (Tipsy)” by Shaboozey, which seems to be perfectly of its moment, for a couple of reasons aside from the fact that it’s yet another track about how binge drinking is hilarious. First, it includes an interpolation of J-Kwon’s 2004 ode to underage drinking, Tipsy. That song, in turn, samples Queen and The D.O.C, and, well, you get the idea, The Vibes are Endlessly Remixable. Second, it’s a country song by a Black artist. The moment for Black country has been building since 2018’s Old Town Road hit #19 on the country charts before being disqualified for being too, well, you know. Today, though, Shaboozey is the first Black male artist to hit #1 on the Hot Country charts. Because the prior Hot Country #1 was Beyonce’s “Texas Hold ‘Em,” this is also the first time the #1 country spot has been held by two Black artists consecutively.

Reading

Today’s book is The Saint of Bright Doors, a novel that, despite winning the 2023 Nebula, doesn’t fit neatly into any one genre. Sure, there are supernatural elements — demons described as “invisible laws and powers.” These demons are literal invisible monsters, but also the unspoken forces that bind the oppressed and protect the powerful — the inconsistent enforcement of laws; the never-ending classifications and reclassifications of class and race and caste; the unspoken and occasionally impossible expectations parents have for their children. It’s about a boy with supernatural powers, but it’s also about the Sri Lankan civil war, Theravada Buddhism, colonialism, and the formation of our consensus reality. The protagonist has been raised by his mother as an assassin to bring down his estranged father, a spiritual leader known as The Perfect and Kind. When he abandons this destiny to live on his own, he joins a support group for cast-off near-prophets, and is sucked into subversive politics and becomes a spy infiltrating a thaumaturgical research group. When riots and plague break out in the city, he’s forced once again to confront, and possibly avoid, all of his possible murderous destinies. It’s one of the very few “genre” books I’ve recommended to my mother, and it’s brilliant enough that when I finished reading it, I immediately started over and read it again.

Elsewhere

The Food that Makes You Gay: Jaya Saxena explores the intersection of homophobia and sexism and food, starting with Fox News personalities alleging that eating ice cream or soup makes a man effeminate.

The Uninsurable World: The Financial Times explores the ways the insurance industry can’t quite keep up with climate change.

The Shamans and the Chieftan: Alito, the rule of law, irrational political action and identity.

Why doesn’t Oklahoma City have a network of cooling centers for heat waves?

Hamilton Nolan covers the Texas Republican Platform.

Anil Dash: The purpose of a system is what it does.

Ruby Tandoh in the New Yorker: The Maillard Over-Reaction: Have we reached peak browning?

The Baffler takes on The Insulin Empire.

Joy

This very pretentious dog.

This dog wants to check his email for a sec.

Dog observing from inside a tent.

Song and Dance

Today’s song is Some Sunsick Day by Morgan Delt. It’s sort of an abstract nihilistic fantasy with psychedelic guitar vibes.

After the blast levels our town
We can relax and watch it come down

To go with the song, check out this Financial Times story about an emerging global gender divide in politics (alternate link for the paywalled). The upshot: on average, young men are dramatically more conservative than young women, while in prior generations there were roughly as many conservative men as conservative women. The FT has plenty of charts showing, for example, that British men under 30 are almost as opposed to immigration as their fathers, while British women the same age are more welcoming to immigrants than their mothers. Or that nearly half of young German men voted for the far-right AfD party, while only 16% of young women did.

As though to underscore the point, this was the top reply to the journalist posting about his article on Twitter:

As with so much else in pop culture and trends these days, Korea appears to be in the vanguard; a major issue in the 2022 elections there was whether to dismantle the Ministry of Gender Equality and Family. Writing in The Dial, Yung In Chae & Spencer Lee-Lenfield explain the moment and its terminology:

In Korean, the term for “single” or “unmarried” is mihon. Hon means “marriage”; the prefix mi- means “not yet.” Put together, the word implies that marriage is a natural stage in any given person’s life. Over the last eight years, feminists in Korea have increasingly pushed back against this idea. One result has been the emergence of a new term: bihon, or “not married:” a single life by choice and forever.

The Atlantic went in depth on the same issue last March (no-paywall link here), emphasizing the fear and fury of the separatist “4B” movement that rejects dating, sex, children, and marriage with men:

One woman, a 4B adherent, said she jokes with her friends that the solution to South Korea’s problems is for the whole country to simply disappear. Thanos, the villain in The Avengers who eliminates half the Earth’s population with a snap of his fingers, didn’t do anything wrong, she told me. Meera Choi, the doctoral student researching gender inequality and fertility, told me she’s heard other Korean feminists make the exact same joke about Thanos. Underneath the joke, I sensed a hopelessness that bordered on nihilism.

After we start over again
We’ll start to feel safe in our skin
Maybe we’ll be wrinkled and grey

Further Reading

In Defector, The Future Of E-Commerce Is A Product Whose Name Is A Boilerplate AI-Generated Apology: an exploration of the enshittification of e-commerce, AI, lazy content generation, and more.

In Scope of Work, Tallow to Margarine, a remarkably interesting discussion of industrial fat science.

In Newsweek, I Miscarried in Texas. My Doctors Put Abortion Law First, a first-person account of the pointless torture that Texas puts women through.

Joy

She Was a Shark Smile in a Yellow Van

Today’s song is Shark Smile, by Big Thief, a tale as old as time: falling in love with the wrong person and dying in a tragic car crash.

She was a shark smile in a yellow van
She came around and I stole a glance in my youth

But who wouldn’t ride on a moonlit line?
Had her in my eye, 85 down the road of a dead end gleam

Which is a great time to remind you once again that American car deaths are rising, especially people struck by taller SUVs, which are encouraged by our ludicrously out of date CAFE standards. And muscle cars, which have too much power. And our road design standards which emphasize speed over safety. And driver behavior is worse since March 2020, just as cars continue to get bigger and deadlier and faster.

Also killing a lot of us: booze.

Policy

Georgia didn’t expand Medicaid coverage during the Obama era, but they recently implemented a new program called Georgia Pathways to Coverage, which allows more people to qualify for Medicaid. It may surprise you just how stingy the regular benefits are: to qualify for standard Medicaid in Georgia, you must be a child, severely disabled, or pregnant.

The new, more generous Pathways program allows working adults below the poverty line – that’s just over $14,000 per year for a single person — sign up for insurance. “Working” must be at least 80 hours a month, and they generously count education, training, and community service as work. Applicants must submit documentation of their work every month or risk disenrollment.

Last year, I helped with a small portion of the implementation, mostly making sure that instructions were legible at a sixth-grade reading level. At the time I thought it was corrosively bad, clearly designed to allow politicians to issue a press release saying they were helping people without having to pay for any actual care.

Rollout has gone, predictably, very badly.

Meanwhile, in Texas, abortion bans are, predictably, killing people. And the state is, predictably, tormenting those who survive.

Reading

Joy

Housekeeping

Later this month I will migrate this newsletter to a new platform and automatically import your subscription to that new platform. If you don’t want to get any more emails, let me know (or just click the unsubscribe link). I have been migrating old content off this platform and onto SecretlyIronic.com, since I only posted stubs and links to the newsletter for a few years, and I feel like it’d be a shame to lose it all, even if half of it is linkrot and anger. There’s some real bons mots in there!

Terrestrial Radio and the End of TinyLetter

Tinyletter will be shutting down at the end of February, meaning I need to either find a new platform or just go back to blogging here. I’ve been going through all 285 posts I’ve written so far, moving the full content to this site, and it’s a pain but it’s also neat to look back and reflect.

Back to your regularly unscheduled programming: I have Some Thoughts about terrestrial radio.

First, of course, we have to say “terrestrial radio” now, of course, to distinguish it from satellite and streaming services, the same way we have to say “acoustic guitar” and “postal mail” and “acoustic bicycle.” It’s almost charmingly obsolete. Who still listens to terrestrial radio? Well, “people who can’t figure out how to work Bluetooth in their cars” turns out to be a pretty big audience.

And with the persistence of terrestrial radio, we must of course have the persistence of the radio edit. Sure, we’ve come a long way since the FBI investigated whether the lyrics to Louie, Louie were obscene, but the radio edit – the one without the swears – persists. However, it makes almost no sense, because merely taking the swear words out of a song doesn’t truly render it “safe for kids.” For example, the radio version of Lil’ Nas X’s Montero changes “cocaine” to “champagne” in one place, but the line “shoot my shot on your face while I’m riding” is a little harder to finesse. The result is “put a smile on your face while (mumble mumble).” Either way, it’s a song about celebrating your identity by getting absolutely railed.

It’s inconsistent, too. Radio versions of the Akon fuck jam “Dangerous” bleep out even metaphorical swearwords like “snake” and “kitty,” but Ariana Grande’s song 34+35 (the sum is 69, get it?) leaves in phrases like “give me those babies” and “hold it open like a door for you,” as well as an entire verse celebrating the cleanliness of the singer’s butthole. Does this discrepancy have anything to do with race or gender, or is it just the result of different editors having different standards? Who’s even going to check?

Similarly:

  • Cardi B hated having to do the radio edit for Bongos because seriously, how does the phrase “eat these peaches and plums” make it any less obvious about what’s getting eaten?
  • Farruko’s stylophone-heavy club banger Pepas was inescapable on Spanish-language FM radio last summer. The clean version drops “fumando y jodiendo” from the intro and squelches the actual word “pastillas” but leaves the slang for pills (pepas) in place both in the song and in the title. The whole song is about doing molly and there’s no way to make it family-friendly, and yet here we are, singing a song about taking (….) in the club and being sure to drink plenty of water for your hangover tomorrow.
  •  “WAP,” the ode to vaginal moisture by Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion, may one of the filthiest songs to ever reach #1 on the Billboard charts. It may also the #1 song with the least play on terrestrial radio, because both radio edits are absolutely awful. One eliminates all the filth, which is to say it has lyrics about how “my (….) make that (….) game weak.” The other replaces the title phrase with “wet and gushy,” which somehow manages to be even dirtier.
  • The original radio edit for Notorious BIG’s 1994 “Juicy” elides the n-word, of course. However, after the 2001 World Trade Center attacks they had to cut out a metaphor involving the 1994 World Trade Center bombing (“time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade”). Since the artist was dead by then, the producers just cut out the vocals for the whole verse, leaving a bar or so of inexplicably unadorned bass line.
  • Spanish-language stations might censor it, but English-language ones don’t know what to do with the Pitbull x Lil’ Jon collab “Culo.” They just… leave it all hanging out there. CULO!


Elsewhere

Joy

Summer Reading

It’s been a minute. I have a draft started about radio edits and the futility of censoring explicit pop music, but it’s going nowhere, so I decided to just send you my current reading list and say hello. What’s up?

I’ve been reading Paved Paradise, by Henry Grabar, about the ways that parking warps our entire perception of the world, land use, and society. And also Nettle and Bone, by T. Kingfisher, which starts as a fairy tale about a princess who needs to complete three impossible tasks in order to accomplish her goal, which is later revealed to be the murder of her abusive brother-in-law.

A few things I’ve been thinking about

Learning about climate refugees makes people more hostile to immigration, which doesn’t bode well for US immigration policy. One winner from our current terrible immigration policies, though, is Canada, which is welcoming a robust new cohort of citizens from all over the world.

A more in-depth explanation of Juneteenth.

A new dialect or at least some local multilingual slang emerging in Miami.

We all know that working from home is hurting commercial real estate, but people in the know worry about the follow-on effects: commercial loans aren’t like residential mortgages, and they will need to be refinanced soon. But with interest rates high and values down, a lot of borrowers are going to go broke, and may take their lenders down with them.

Ragebait

Quis custodiet ipsos custodies, as it ever was.

Told you this would happen: angry grandpa demands tween genital inspection at youth track meet. (He denies it, or at least denies he was rude about trying to get a nine year old girl with a short haircut expelled from a track meet).

A new study on how much it costs to drive everywhere, and a planned documentary on the health costs of driving everywhere, and a new study on gasoline leaking out of gas stations and contaminating everything.

Come out and watch the parade

Album art

Today’s song is Rose Parade, by Eliott Smith. It’s got a quiet, simple melody, and tells the story of a friend trying to cheer up the singer by taking him out to do something fun. Clearly, it doesn’t work.

There’s something incredibly touching and relatable about Smith trying and failing to battle his anhedonia.

You say it’s a sight that’s quite worth seeing
It’s just that everyone’s interest is stronger than mine
When they clean the street, I’ll be the only shit that’s left behind

I’ve been listening it so much this week that Spotify started recommending me a mix called “Sad 90s,” which is somewhere between worrisome and hilarious.

In which I get angry

ghost bike

A few years ago, my city government proposed putting in bike lanes on a busy road where there had been some crashes. The neighbors were furious, arguing that rich young athletic transplants were taking away parking from hardworking long-time Somerville residents. The city changed the plan and painted some markers telling people to share the road.

This past summer, 72-year-old Stephen Conley, a lifelong Somerville resident, was biking down that very stretch of road on his way home from his job at the supermarket deli counter. As he passed along a row of parked cars, a driver opened their door without looking, knocking him to the street. The impact killed him.

By all accounts he was one of the nicest guys you’d ever meet.

Last night, I went to a ghost bike ceremony in his honor. If you’ve never seen a ghost bike, those are the all-white bicycles placed at the site of fatal crashes as a warning and reminder. The tradition apparently began in 2003, in St. Louis, and reached Boston in the mid-2010s. Most of the ones around here are organized by just two people, and Rev. Laura Everett mentioned that she’s led about 20 of them.

The ride home was cold and the air promised rain, but I was a lot less angry when I got home than I had been when I left.

What I’ve been reading


Joy

Canceled

So we finally canceled our NYT subscription last week, after the latest fiasco of an article by Pamela Paul. It’s not just their endless transphobic “just-asking-questions” routine, to be honest. That’s well-documented and embarrassing — and a repeat of their 1990s-era failures to respect gay issues or cover them with the care or attention they deserved. Recall:

The Times… even refused to use the word “gay” in its pages until June 1987, doggedly sticking to the more clinical “homosexual.” And it underplayed the spread of AIDS, waiting nearly two years after its first, now-legendary item broaching the subject to run a story about AIDS on its front page.

The Pamela Paul article was just the last straw for us. Frankly, we should have unsubscribed when they published notorious troll Jesse freaking Singal, someone so beloved by the vilest denizens of the internet that many online critics write his name as J***e S***al to avoid mob harassment from his fans.

But the Times has, frankly, been dropping the ball all over the place. There was the 2020 Tom Cotton op-ed advocating a military coup. There were the numerous times they interviewed Republican operatives and described them as regular everyday voters. And they completely fucked up their coverage of DeSantis’ Florida book-banning campaign.

It’s just a never-ending clown show. At some point one has to wonder if they’re actually interested in truth, or if they just want to keep both-sides-ing everything to death.

See Also

McSweeneys: In Order to Keep Our Editorial Page Completely Balanced, We Are Hiring More Dipshits

The Onion: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible

Meanwhile

Wired: Conspiracy theorists think a movement to legalize corner stores is a conspiracy to ban freedom of movement. And they’re harassing traffic engineers and city planners about it.

Defector: A decent analysis of George Santos and the post-shame/post-reality moment he inhabits.

Joy

This dog responding to instructions from a song

This very accurate observation:

whales are a lot like lizards in that neither of them are a species of housecat — whalefact (@awhalefact) February 20, 2023

Check out this live, mostly-acoustic performance of the classic Aphex Twin electronic composition Alberto Balsam, interpreted beautifully by the Swedish psych-rock band Dungen. (Yes, the original song is inspired by shampoo and features samples of the sound of the musician’s hair being cut).

Hand-crafted artisanal marketing copy

I’m a little worried about AI these days. Most of my work right now is not new creation, but adjusting existing materials and ideas for a specific purpose — cutting 500 words of copy to 250, writing a teaser paragraph to get people to download a whitepaper, and so on. AI could do some of that for me, which would be convenient until it could do all of that for me, at which point I’d be out of a job.

Sci-Fi: maybe someday in the future technology will automate all the boring things in life so everyone can focus on their artistic endeavours

Reality: okay so we’ve successfully automated all art so nobody should be distracted from their boring jobs anymore — Roger O’Sullivan (@RogerOSullivan) December 12, 2022

Noah Smith is optimistic, noting that “dystopia is when robots take half your jobs. Utopia is when robots take half your job.” In other words, AI could automate the annoying parts of our work and let us get to the good parts. He imagines that his writing will now be making a list his ideas, having an AI churn out a first draft of a column, and then revising to suit. Unfortunately, he’s one of the lucky few whose job requires original thinking. And honestly, his ideas are already written down. ChatGPT could already remix existing Noah Smith columns to create a “new” one on most economic, social, or technological topics.

As Today in Tabs puts it:

It’s very funny for a professional writer to admit that his job is to come up with some ideas and then encase them in low-value bullshit that a bot could generate, but I do think he’s right, and that generating necessary bullshit is the worst part of many jobs. Writing grants, writing software project proposals, writing pitch decks—lots of jobs consist of coming up with an idea and then coating it in bullshit of a particular format. Lawyers do almost nothing else. A lot of people could nearly eliminate the worst parts of their job with a good bullshit generator, as long as everyone just stays cool and pretends we’re not all using AI to do that. So don’t be a narc.

I’ve tried making ChatGPT write some copy for me. It was able to accurately explain the difference between coordination of benefits and subrogation among insurers (coordination is when you figure out which insurer to bill; subrogation is when one insurer pays a bill and then makes another pay it back). I asked it to write one of this year’s Princeton college application essay supplements, about community service (it says grew up in rural Pennsylvania and identifies specific on-campus service organizations it would like to join). Asked “In 50 words or less, what song represents the soundtrack to your life right now?” it responded:

“The Climb” by Miley Cyrus – a reminder to keep pushing forward and never give up, no matter how hard the journey may be.

It’s not perfect, but it’s good enough to make me think about yet another career pivot aimed at either using AI to generate my marketing bullshit exponentially faster, or developing a brand of hand-crafted artisanal bullshit that I can sell for a higher price.

Negative creep

Born in the USA

I think it’s kinda funny, I think it’s kinda sad

John Wick except it’s Gonzo and the mob just killed one of his chickens — @popeawesomexiii@mstdn.party (@PopeAwesomeXIII) December 3, 2022

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