Corrected Lyrics

Jeff Stryker’s manager, Jimmy-Joe, has kindly given me the correct lyrics to Pop you In the Pooper. I thought, for awhile, that I’d get tired of making anal-sex jokes and the general topic of rum, sodomy, and the lash, but as a general rule, the anus is a nearly inexhaustible source of humor. And poop.

Corrected lyrics follow…

Song Title: “POP YOU IN THE POOPER”
Music & Lyrics by Jimmy-Joe / Copyright 2003

VERSE:
Hey Buddy— you say you’re straight, well that’s great
But you oughtta try something new–
‘Cause you’ve got a spot in a place that’s HOT
And it likes to be tickled too!
I’ve got a WADD to drop on your loading dock–
“Deliveries in the Rear”
So, Buddy let’s play, while the wife’s away–
Let me get you another beer!!

CHORUS:
Lemme’ pop you in the pooper, Buddy
Until I hear you SQUEAL
If it hurts at first, that’ll pass and then
You’ll see how GOOD it feels.
We’ll do it “doggie style”, so get on your PAWS
And turn around and kneel—
YEAHH!! POP YOU IN THE POOPER, BUDDY—
Let’s see how GOOD it feels!

VERSE:
If you’re ready now, I’m gonna start to PLOW
And FERTILIZE YOUR FIELD–
Boy your “farm” is rich— take it ALL you BITCH
Let’s see what “crop” it yields.
For a guy who’s “straight”— MAN, your butt feels great
And don’t worry, I’ll never tell….
When we MEAT next time, maybe you’ll try MINE,
But for now, let’s hear YOU yell!! Yaaaaa—-HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

CHORUS:
Lemme’ pop you in the pooper, Buddy
Until I hear you SQUEAL
If it hurts at first, that’ll pass and then
You’ll see it’s no big deal!
Let’s do it “doggie style”, so GET ON YOUR PAWS
And turn around and KNEEL–
YEAHH!! POP YOU IN THE POOPER, BUDDY—
Don’t you see how GOOD that feels??!!

TAG:
I POPPED YOU IN THE POOPER, BABY…. now you KNOW how GREAT that feels!!!