“You know, I hear a lot of talk, so I’m headed for the stereo store, to get a white noise maker and turn it up to ten.” –Frank Black, “White Noise Maker,” Teenager of the Year
“The president doesn’t have time to listen to what the president doesn’t want to hear.” — White House Press Secretary and lying pigdog Ari Fleischer, explaining that good planning is unpatriotic.
Secretly Ironic 