Today I got a letter from Mrs. Jesus. She wanted to know if I wanted to have some fun, since her man was away. I also got a message titled “Advanced Degrees.” It was a letter from my college alumni office, asking if I had an advanced degree, and if I had, would I please let them know, so they could put together a list. I wrote back and asked if I should have an advanced degree, and if they had an opinion about which was best, since they seem to be pretty easy to buy online.
Secretly Ironic 