Are you a pitcher, or a catcher?

I’m like Curt Schilling, only without the annoying politics and injured leg, and without the ability to throw things very fast. But boy have I got a movie idea for you.

It’s a heartwarming comedy with a thrilling edge, appealing to the girls with a relationship and the boys with a car chase and some explosions. I see it as like “Three Men and a Baby” meets “Saw.” Or, you know, “Mr. Mom” meets “The Ring.”