I found out by watching the TV at the gym that Lisa Marie Presley has done a cover version of Don Henley’s “Dirty Laundry.” It’s practically written about her, and she does a good enough job with it, with the style evoking 80s hair bands and the movie clips evoking 90s media frenzies. On the other hand, the heavy breathing goes way past “sexy” and “creepy stalker on the phone” to “has she got asthma?”
That was one of my favorite songs when I was about ten, but I thought it was actually about laundry.