Our new slogan

The current slogan, “I liked you better before I sold out,” is getting tired. So I need a new one.

I was thinking “Every day a fresh outrage” or perhaps “Pointless, incessant barking” (from a New Yorker Cartoon, in which a dog says to another dog that he used to have a weblog but just went back to barking…) might work.

But I’m going to go the route of the Holy Roman Empire– adding a disclaimer noting that this page is neither secret nor ironic.