Free to a good home

Best Craigslist giveaway ever: Best 5BR 3BA house in Danvers, MA. Built 1843, needs wiring and plumbing work. You pay shipping.

No, the land underneath it is not included. You gotta move it away and there’s the matter of finding a lot to put it on. Still, a free house! It’s a lot more impressive than a silly ol’ free Atari.