Via Jalopnik, several Tongan Royals were killed in car crash near San Francisco on the 6th. Allegedly, the accident was caused by a young woman out street-racing. My guess is that she was blinded by the horrible background on her MySpace page.
Is that too mean? It’s not the ugliest MySpace page out there, I know. But she’s getting charged with vehicular regicide. You gotta make a joke of some kind.
Secretly Ironic 