Give the Audience What It Wants

I learned today that I am the number one search result for the term “horrifying video.”

So, here’s some stuff to make you uncomfortable: riot police and protestors in Cancun, a movie about a far-right children’s summer camp, a drunk falling off a motorcycle, a kid on rollerblades hitting his nuts on a railing, and a kid on rollerblades hitting his nuts on a skate ramp.

There you go, audience. Don’t tell me I never gave you anything.