The Paris Hilton Song

Paris Hilton’s next song should be a cover of Kryptonite (I’m On It) by the Purple Ribbon All-Stars, just for this verse, which so perfectly mirrors her life:
If it’s jail I get for stompin’ haters to sleep, fuck it I go.
Freak I’ll be out in a week
Straight geeked swervin’ down your street
In a stolen Bonneville with 23s on the feet…

One thought on “The Paris Hilton Song”

  1. Yo brosef, me and the rest of the Choquiapu Allstars are working on the Kryptonite-Ace of Base mash-up. We’ll post that shit on you tube once we get it down.


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