Item One: Ever copy someone else’s dating profile? I often google for phrases I think people might crib from me, but I’ve never found it.
Item Two: I’ve decided that my favorite “American Idol” contestant is Luke Menard. Not because of his talent, but because his name reminds me of the short story “Pierre Menard, Author of The Quixote.”
Item Three: People I know keep being surprised that I am working as a television critic and pop-culture blogger. So, FYI: Since about June, I’ve been writing almost all of Glitterati Gossip and about half of TV With MeeVee.
Secretly Ironic 