On Tuesday, 1/19, there will be a special election in Massachusetts to determine who gets Ted Kennedy’s Senate seat. It looks like it will be close, and it will definitely be important, because every vote counts in the Senate right now.
Fortunately, it’s an easy decision. There are only things you need to know:
- Martha Coakley (D) is in favor of sick people getting health care, and has been known to put child molesters in jail.
- Scott Brown is opposed to helping sick people get health care if they are poor, and has never put a child molester in jail.
Do you wish poor people would just get sick and die? Do you love child molesters? Then vote for Scott Brown. Are you a decent human being? Then vote for Martha Coakley.