A marketing-focused post on LinkedIn says that “Whole Foods has made headlines this week for its announcement to introduce a new chain of stores to attract the mysterious millennial generation.”
The article itself points out that this shadowy group is the single largest living age cohort in America. But do you truly know who they are? Has anyone over the age of 35 penetrated their mysteries?
Do we Old People even know what Millenials look like? Are they secretly reptilian aliens? How could we possibly tell? Would you know if you’d even met one of these mysterious figures?