The Snack that Doesn’t Love You Back

Burger King is the latest company to use depression as a marketing tool, marketing hamburgers for when you want an angry meal, defiant meal, or DGAF meal instead of a happy meal. They clearly have not taken notes from the brief flirtation the Coca-Cola company made with the same concept when it launched OK Soda, the adequate beverage for giving up on your dreams and accepting mediocrity.

(What stage of capitalism are we in where fast food chains care more about mental health than most public officials?)

Hindsight will be 2020
Paul Krugman has a warning about the old white guys running for office this year: they are arrogant enough to think they can transcend partisanship. Biden thinks he can “reach across the aisle” and Sanders thinks he can sweep across divides with idealistic policy. Neither seems to grasp what will actually happen if Dems take the presidency but the Senate and Supreme Court are still dominated by what’s basically a rebooted John Birch Society. Speaking of which…

Mainstream Republican Values
The Florida legislature is basically using a poll tax to avoid implementing a ballot measure that would allow ex-cons to vote.

Here is an official statement from the White House, claiming that Democrats kill babies:

Let me reiterate: the Vice-President of the United States is claiming that his opponents are in favor of legal infanticide. This is how you incite murder. This is how you get support for refusal to cede power after losing an election.

And as if on cue, we have an article titled “Nobody’s sure how seriously to take Trump’s suggestion he’s owed two extra years in office.”

You guys, I’m starting to think this fascist demagogue should never have been allowed anywhere near the levers of power.

Twitter

This thread. My lord, this thread:

The Future Is Now
The BBC has a report on what they’re calling the “post-natural age” and man is it going to be weird and beautiful and weird.

Scientific American notes that seasonal allergies are made worse by the fact that municipal arborists and home gardeners alike tend to plant mostly male trees, since they don’t drop fruit and therefore are less messy.

Cultivating Joy
This roly-poly cat is pretty adorable I guess.

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