Why did nobody tell me that Ducati released new versions of its classic cafe racers from the 70s? They started doing this like a year ago– new engines (larger, of course and somewhat unfortunately, in my opinion) and new technologies, but the same classic styling of the old bikes. Way out of my price and power range, but sweet bikes nonetheless.
Author: Aaron Weber
Return of Classic Games
I like World of Warcraft as much as the next geek, but writing to a limited platform is a real test of creativity and I’m glad to see it in place. A lot of people have lamented the end of the gaming industry, death by expensive art and expensive graphics– but there’s no reason you can’t write a good game with yesterday’s technology. It might well be better. (And if it’s brilliant, then the big studios can pick it up and flesh it out for mass distribution in a high-polygon-count edition).
My guess is it’ll be a lot like independent movies or bands getting signed by major studios: do an album or a movie or a game on a budget with limited equipment, sell out some shows, get a few hundred thousand downloads, and someone in A&R will come over and offer to help you sell your soul. Not easy, not simple, not direct, but not the death of gaming by any means.
Lying for a living
Being a technical writer is not a glamorous or well-paid profession, although it requires the sort of knowledge and attention to detail which can be of use in more glamorous and/or remunerative professions. That is why I am not surprised to see that those who have an ideological interest in lying to children are those who flock to the field, and why I am not surprised to see this sort of blatant lie showing up in our classroom materials.
All I can say is, the right is making it a full-time job just to teach children which lies they’re learning in school. A six year old can tell that most advertisements are lies, but they have to get to about sixteen before they realize they’ve been lied to in school all their lives.
Best Evolution Screenshot Ever
I have succumbed to pencil-sharpening syndrome, wherein one organizes the work instead of doing it.
Secretly Ironic Awards for Technology Journalism
My schedule is hectic beyond words this week but I want to take time out for the periodic Secretly Ironic Awards for Technology Journalism:
The Junket Award goes to someone who attended Brainshare during a warm spell but came away with the impression that it was “icy,” because he appears to have spent the conference skiing in the nearby mountains: Eric Doyle for the Guardian. He manages to be condescending, insulting, and inaccurate, all at once. Congrats on the trifecta, buddy!
And the Bring-a-Pencil award goes to Elizabeth Millard of Enterprise Linux IT (a.k.a. CIO Today), which (before correction) managed to discuss the brand of Novell Linux Desktop while calling it “Novell Desktop System,” obviously confusing it with the Sun Java Desktop System. She also managed to ignore the “SUSE LINUX” in “SUSE LINUX Enterprise Server” while pointing out the increase in Novell branding on Open Enterprise Server, and overlooked the “Powered by SUSE LINUX” tagline on every copy of Novell Linux Desktop. The much-heralded death of journalism seems to have been caused by a lack of taking some notes and doing some fact-checking. This article gets a special bonus for consulting the notoriously misleading Yankee Group hack Laura DiDio.
To both of you, congratulations: you are the reason that journalists have a bad reputation.
A novel, a history, and a bottle of wine
The novel “A Carnivore’s Inquiry” is an acceptable mystery with a dirty, violent bent. The twsit ending isn’t one I saw coming, but should have.
“The Great Mortality,” a history of the black plague, occasionally repeats itself– but then, the plague repeated itself several times. The book is readable and informative, while providing macabre entertainment and a reminder than none of my troubles are really all that bad.
“Veritas” 2003 Claret, Monticello Vineyards: Like many high-end Virginia wines, this is quite good, but probably not an excellent value. Not aggressive or tannic, but much deeper and more complex than I’m used to. It was better after being left out for half an hour while I packed.
Science Man!
We’ve been attacked by the intelligent, educated segment of the culture,” said pastor Ray Mummert, who is apparently neither intelligent nor educated. He seems to have the same definitions of words as the Heritage Foundation, where “an increasing number” can still be 0 and “evidence” may or may not imply the word “fabricated.” Yes, we are under attack by the intelligent and educated. We need to defend our freedom, our freedom from reality.
… and bust
Know how on roller coasters, you get closer and closer to the top of that first hill, and you think, here it comes! Here it comes! Closer! Closer! A little bit more! And you anticipate the feeling in your gut, and it seems endless?
I’m watching people do this who think that drop isn’t coming at all. And it might not come any time soon. But I think it’s soon.
Even the normally cheery New York Times sounds gloomy, and this week I read an article in the Wall Street Journal which pointed out that influential investors such as CALPERS (the California state retirement fund, one of the country’s largest institutional investors) are selling off significant amounts of stock in REITs and home-builders, as well as dumping a lot of their direct real estate holdings.
Closer! Closer! Here we go! Not quite yet! Almost!
Cultural Referent
The gold standard of authenticity has mentioned Bookdwarf in an article about meta-criticism and reviews of book reviews (the dwarf has been doing a rundown of the Globe book reviews recently). The article seems to imply that this is getting a little bit too meta, but I think that if the book reviews have enough weight, they’re worthy of criticism. Besides, I haven’t got time to read them all– much less the books– so I can at least keep up by reading summaries of reviews of books I might want to argue about at cocktail parties.
On a vaguely related note, I heard a great bossa-nova version of Love will Tear us Apart last week, but now that I’ve looked up the review, and found that Pitchfork is ambivalent about it, I’m not so sure I should follow up. Still, bossa-nova Joy Division! This will go great with my collection of Blue Monday covers.
I’m Back
I’m back from SLC. My brother just moved to Bolivia. I’m moving to Park Avenue 02144 this week. Expect few posts, as I will be busy.