Everyone Needs to Read Suskind’s Article

Everyone needs to read Ron Suskind’s latest article on Bush. I quote:

[While discussing who would act as a nonpartisan peacekeeper in Gaza, it was mentioned that] Scandinavian countries were viewed more positively. [Senator Tom] Lantos went on to describe for the president how the Swedish Army might be an ideal candidate to anchor a small peacekeeping force on the West Bank and the Gaza Strip. Sweden has a well-trained force of about 25,000. The president looked at him appraisingly, several people in the room recall.

”I don’t know why you’re talking about Sweden,” Bush said. ”They’re the neutral one. They don’t have an army.”

Lantos paused, a little shocked, and offered a gentlemanly reply: ”Mr. President, you may have thought that I said Switzerland. They’re the ones that are historically neutral, without an army.” Then Lantos mentioned, in a gracious aside, that the Swiss do have a tough national guard to protect the country in the event of invasion.

Bush held to his view. ”No, no, it’s Sweden that has no army.”

The room went silent, until someone changed the subject.

Or, later, Suskind’s meeting with a senior official:

The aide said that guys like me were ”in what we call the reality-based community,” which he defined as people who ”believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality.” I nodded and murmured something about enlightenment principles and empiricism. He cut me off. ”That’s not the way the world really works anymore,” he continued. ”We’re an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality.

Now, I prefer fact-based leadership to blind guessing, but hey, take your pick. You are, after all, as certain as I. The difference is that I am right, because I have relied on facts, and you are wrong, because you have gone with a hunch. But hey, certainty is what matters, right?

Baseball, iCalendar

You can subscribe to the webcal file for the ALCS and put it in Evolution if you want to know when the current set of Yankees/Sox games are happening.

If you are not aware of why Boston is crazy right now, here’s a baseball cheat sheet.
The Boston Red Sox are a baseball team.
They’re from Boston.
Their arch-rivals are the New York Yankees.
Boston has not won the championship, a best-of-seven contest between two teams called The World Series, since 1918. During that time, the Yankees have won it 26 times.
If the Sox win it this year, Boston will probably catch fire and fall into the harbor.

The American League Championship Series is one half of what most sports would call the quarterfinals or “final four” (the other half is the NLCS, in which the Houston Astros are facing the St. Louis Cardinals.)

How is a hospital gown like an insurance policy?

Is it a bad idea to begin a letter to one’s insurance company with the line “You miserable cretins have seen fit to deny my claim, so I’m giving you one more chance to pay up before I just come to your houses and take the money myself?”

The answer to the riddle is “you only think you’re covered.”