Saw the new Harry Potter movie this weekend, ate popcorn, and suspended my disbelief and critical functions to just enjoy the damn thing, with very few exceptions. One, the perhaps inevitable budding romance and tender moments between Ron and Hermione were kind of cliched. Two, butt-and-boob shots that remind the viewer that Hermione is nearly a young woman now, and wearing low-rise jeans (with a long-enough shirttail carefully tucked all the way in, fortunately), also make the viewer feel kind of creepy for noticing it. Three, when the werewolf teacher is resigning because “someone has let slip the, er, nature of my ailment” and people don’t want a teacher “with his condition” to be near their young ones, I couldn’t help but read it as an allegory of homosexuality. You can take the sensitive young man out of the liberal arts college, but he’s ruined for life by even one class in gender studies.
(I did think the Sirius Black prison tats were awesome).
Similarly, I was able to enjoy most of last week’s Somerville Memorial Day parade, except for the Aleppo Shriners Oriental Marching Band. Yes, Oriental. As in, “exotic” purple satin capes, turbans, funny trumpets, and curly shoes you’d thought we’d left in the 20th century, if not the 19th. I can’t have been the only person immediately reminded of Edward Said’s Orientalism and its sound debunking of most of the views espoused by Patai’s The Arab Mind. After all, The Arab Mind has just been reprinted, and is apparently being used as a general handbook for neocon rule of Iraq, which means that it’s also finding use as one more explanation for the international clusterfuck that is the Bush administration. And, when faced with that sort of blind willful fuckupedness, I once again cannot suspend my disbelief.