Plush Living claims to be anti-fashion but sells only hipster just-past-its-prime paraphernalia: trucker hats, beer cozies, quote-unquote-vintage t-shirts. Paul Frank, for crying out loud. What screams trendy fashion-chasing more than Paul Frank? Carrie Bradshaw? I do like the Utah shirt though.
Author: Aaron Weber
Anger
I get angry when I have to stand by and see things I don’t like happening. This means seeing people make bad decisions, or making fun of my friends, or drinking too much, or lie to be popular. I think this accounts for my dislike of the Ben Stiller, Jerry Sienfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm mode of comedy. It also accounts for my anger at politicians and at the Average American Consumer who has racked up too much debt for no good reason, and at myself when I make stupid decisions, especially when I know they’re stupid well in advance (“Hey, I think I’ll drink too much tonight, and then spend the weekend sulking instead of doing anything worthwhile, and then on Monday feel like I’m wasting my life!”)
So, there is plenty of anger in my life. I’m trying to let that go.
NYT Link
Anniversary
I started working at Ximian four years ago today. I showed up and was only slightly worried that the whole job offer had been an elaborate April Fool’s joke.
Some Bright Morning
The memorial service, on Saturday the 27th of March, began with music (Bach, by a string trio), followed by an invocation from Psalms. Then the woman with the string bass, the man with the fiddle, and the man with a banjo came up and played “I’ll Fly Away.” Then people shared stories, and at the end as people left, the string trio played “Sheep May Safely Graze.”
I talked about how when I was little I wanted to be like David because he was a race car driver, and that’s what every kid wants. But as I grew up, and grew away from wanting to race cars, I learned to admire him for other reasons, and I still want to be like him.
My brother read from the Torah: apparently the section he’d been assigned for his bar mitzvah was also the portion for the day that David died. It was a list of instructions for how to build the ark of the covenant: it shall be made of acacia-wood, and it shall be so many cubits by so many cubits, on and on. Joel said that when he was thirteen, he had a terrible time coming up with some sort of exegesis for this to be read before the entire congregation, but now, he really understands it: God loves precision engineering.
At the end of the program they printed his motto, “there is never enough time, there is never enough money, and nothing ever fits.” True to form, when he was taken away in the hearse, he was too tall for it and they had to bend him awkwardly.
Retaliatory Use of Inspections
Home Depot gets inspected and briefly shut down by fire officials after a meeting with city officials about policing in its parking lots did not produce the results the city wanted. Remember kids, selective enforcement is our friend, because it lets us punish people we don’t like, wihle still obeying the rules!
Intelligent Design
And I don’t mean Alessi either: cancer as irreducible complexity and therefore evidence of the greatness of the Intelligent Designer?
I Smoke Crack
“[I like] C for its assembly-like ease of use.” — Post at gnome-desktop-devel.
Similarly, I enjoy dropping heavy objects on my toes because it is gives me a pleasant feeling reminiscent of being crushed beneath a steamroller.
Patents, Hardware, Monopoly
1. Software patents blow. This endless debate about C# and .NET in GNOME is a huge waste of time– the hackers would rather be coding, I’m sure, or debating the technical merits of various languages, than worrying about the legality of their actions. The very idea that it might be a crime or even a civil infingement to create something new is by itself upsetting, but the fact that engineers have to play lawyer before creating new tools is very upsetting indeed.
2. Eric: When I said I needed a more serious machine than my Mac, I did not mean that Macs are non-serious machines. This laptop has served me well; however, it’s old and slow and for work I need to use an x86 system running SUSE 9.x and XD-Unstable. So, this machine, while great for most tasks, is not well-suited to me specifically.
3. MSFT has sponsored something of a furore over the EU decision to fine it and demand various behavior modifications. It insists that such demands from a foreign nation are a threat to US soverignty and to US-based international business. Bullshit. Businesses are always required to comply with local laws; that’s one of the challenges of being a multinational business and it’s not a new one. MSFT has a very clear choice if it does not want to meet the EU anti-trust strictures: stop doing business in Europe.
Weekend Linkage
Another Slate article on gay marriage and portrayal of gay men, and it points to what looks like the worst possible show ever, Playing It Straight, which is as you might imagine a test of how straight a gay man can act. If he’s straight-acting enough, he’ll get a million dollars, and not get beat up in the locker room after school! Hurrah!
Anti-Mel Fashion, which is to say, The Fashion of the Christ. Favorite headline recently: Zombies Drive Christ From Box Office.
In Chville this weekend, visiting family. Having Brainshare behind me is like a weight off my shoulders; now I feel like I can actually get some work done: helping arrange blog-based communities of ideas within the company, working with the docs people from Provo and Nuremburg, etc. etc.
Secretly Ironic 
