We’re in the midst of a constitutional crisis. A manifestly unqualifed, poorly-vetted, corrupt justice is about to be installed on the Supreme Court. The foxes are trying to hedge their bets from inside the henhouse.
It is useful to abstract away the particulars of our situation and think about what’s happening in generic terms.
“A secretive clique of advisors have wrested decision making authority from the chief executive and are using it in his stead.” https://t.co/bGrBPVOsVk
— b-boy bouiebaisse (@jbouie) September 5, 2018
Even in ultra-liberal Massachusetts, 35% of Republican voters cast ballots for a man credited with triggering a yearslong wave of anti-gay violence in Uganda. In a shocking echo of Hungarian fascism, Texas has ordered school districts to stop funding education for migrant children. Government cruelty to immigrant citizens is now extending to Vietnamese-Americans. The government officials marketing this sort of cruelty have a longstanding process of making money from it even when the policy is overturned.
When you consider that nothing matters, checking nutrition facts, being vegan, voting, loving your spouse, getting out of bed each day, it’s all pretty meaningless. Soon the sun will eat the earth and nothing you’ve ever heard of will even exist at all.
Eat Arby’s
— Nihilist Arby’s (@nihilist_arbys) September 3, 2018
Anyhow, in a corner, some untidy spot, where the dogs go on with their doggy life… the economy has somewhere to get to and sails calmly on. We still have to work.
Good economic news!
A while ago Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez was criticized for saying “unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs.” The fact-checkers said, well, actually “everyone” is an exaggeration, and the number of multiple-job-holders isn’t that significant. Her correct and important point – that the unemployment numbers don’t reflect the very serious problems of wage stagnation and overall misery – was (of course) ignored in a rush to pile on to her slight inaccuracy. (For some reason this level of scrutiny isn’t applied to certain male officials with white or orange skin).
I’m one of the people the fact-checkers say is statistically insignificant: When I took my third job, I rose to about 30 hours a week, so the state cut off my unemployment benefits and now counts me as one of the gainfully employed. I’m good economic news! I’m also getting a great lesson in precarity: I don’t know from week to week how much I will bring home, much less my annual earnings, although I’m pretty certain they’ll be substantially lower than last year. If my household were actually on the brink, as so many American households are, it would be really, really bad.
This week, I got another job. I’m not yet at the level of Kevin Gates, boasting “GET IT GET FLY I GOT SIX JOBS I DON’T GET TIRED” but for those of you keeping track at home, I’ve got four jobs now: Essay coach, two consulting gigs, and now poll worker.

Like all the others, being a poll worker is seasonal, temporary, and contingent. In this case, it’s roughly minimum wage, and there are just a handful of available workdays each year: Primary election, early voting, and general election. The primary this past Tuesday was my first day on the job. It was hot and the chairs were uncomfortable and I have a newfound distaste for people who write in no-hope candidates as a protest, because I had to count them at the end of the night, but it was mostly a great experience and I made about $165. Good economic news!
This month one of my other jobs is ending. Sort of.
See, the organization has a policy to prevent exploitative perma-temp arrangements, so I can’t be a temp anymore. Instead, I’ll be a consultant. Of course, they also have policies to prevent exploitative miscategorization of employees as consultants. A consultant has multiple customers and advertises for multiple customers, so I needed to update my LinkedIn to reflect that. Merely looking for a full-time job and doing some freelance work doesn’t make me overtly consultative enough. Moreover, a consultant doesn’t have a dedicated desk and doesn’t use dedicated company resources. So I have to take my name and the photo of my wife out of the shared cubicle (five people, four desks). Consulting!
Mistakes were made on all sides
A plainclothes cop left his unmarked vehicle running while picking up a to-go order at a pizzeria. Two teens jumped in for a joyride and were unsurprisingly caught. And beaten. And cuffed. And then beaten some more. Also attacked by dogs.
And then the recording of the interrogation was released:
Welcome to White Town motherfuckers…. I’m not hampered by the fucking truth ’cause I don’t give a fuck! People like you belong in jail. I’ll charge you with whatever — I’ll stick a fucking kilo of coke in your pocket and put you away for 15 years.
The officer in question was given a 60-day paid suspension.
(Note that the “Rin Tin Tin Myth” makes police dogs seem noble and friendly. Arrests with dogs are brutal.)
(Must be nice to have a union. I would be fired immediately from any of my several jobs for doing any of the things that cop did, starting with leaving a company vehicle unattended with the keys in the ignition).
Cultivating joy
Don’t look behind you, there’s a bird trying to keep up. (I can’t remember if I posted this before but it’s still funny to me).
A short story read by a former student of mine. Another story of hers will be in The Best American Short Stories of 2018, edited by Roxane Gay.
Some birds teach each other how to do stuff.

