Today’s newsletter is about sex and death and abuse of power but it has lots of cute stuff at the end as a palate cleanser.
Today’s newsletter is about dead metaphors, and specifically asks you to think deeply about the actual scent behind the metaphor of calling something “hot garbage.”
Which is to say, it’s about a certain congressman from Iowa.
Today’s newsletter is about a dog dressed as a watermelon. I mean, simulated horse testicle physics. I mean, the collapse of democratic norms. I mean, a bird with eyelashes. I mean, everything and everything and everything.
Today’s newsletter is about the approach of winter and the bleakness thereof.
Today’s newsletter is short and Orwellian and also depends on what the definition of “detained” is.
Today’s newsletter is about bad people doing bad things to America. Also a UN report I’m trying to read. Check it out here.
I put a picture in the newsletter this week. It’s about the worst conspiracy theory yet, plus some sarcasm about political correctness, and also goats.