Category: Words

I’m a Real Boy!

This week I finally rejoined the full-time workforce, albeit on a 6-month temp contract. I did not miss the phenomenon of rush hour but everything else has been very nice. I get up each day and see the same bus driver on the 88 bus, and there’s work to be done and I’m helping organize a giant pile of information and learning all kinds of weird and novel stuff.

Still, there are unpleasant reminders everywhere of my inferior contingent status, beginning with an ID badge branded NON-EMPLOYEE, and continuing with a note that since Monday is a federal holiday, I am welcome to take the day off, but I won’t get paid. I now have a company email address as though I were an employee, which means that when HR sends out an all-hands note reminding employees that they have access to discounted event tickets and assorted fringe benefits, I get it. But when I click on the offer, I’m blocked from the section of the intranet that describes those benefits. Sorry, when I invited everyone to the party, I meant only the real people. Not you.

Our Current Political … Whatever
Quick roundup: Cardi B has the best political commentary on the shutdown (seriously, listen to what she has to say, especially if you’re too old to know, or think you don’t care, who Cardi B is) followed closely by the actual Yahoo! News! Headline! “TSA Workers, No Longer Giving A Fuck, Play Uncensored Rap Music In Airports.”

And just as a reminder of what the Republican party is, notorious holocaust denier Chuck Johnson was spotted in close company with two Republican representatives. He had apparently been visiting with them to talk about genetics. You know. Like you do.

And of course, plus ça change.

About the investigation of Individual 1, I have only this to say:

In the UK, the Daily Show has a Great British Bake Off/Brexit Crumble joke that is almost too on the nose.

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I don’t have anything cute today, but on the plus side, scientists have genetically engineered spicy tomatoes. Add in some lime and cilantro genes and you have something that becomes salsa when you put it in a blender.

Plus, these very good photos are really neat.

JACKCHOP!

Hello, Shill

Not a week goes by that I don’t get called a paid shill for some shadowy conspiracy of gentrification-mongers. But I was amused to get doxxed on a neighborhood discussion list this week. I made the mistake of joining a conversation about housing policy in the next town over, and someone looked me up, found out that I live in Somerville and work in marketing, and accused me of being a paid spokesman for the real estate lobby, posting my home address and LinkedIn profile to the list. Joke’s on him, though, I’m unemployed and now everyone in Arlington knows I’m available for new marketing projects.

God, if I could get paid to be a shill.

Business strategy rabbithole
Vox explores the shrinking razor market:

It’s a classic example of capitalism working not quite the way that was promised but the way it does when put into practice by humans. We see it time and again — with the hotel industry, with cable TV, now with razors: Shrinking markets are not allowed to simply shrink, but instead inspire aggressive pandering, bizarre advertising, and nichification of products that have no reason to be so differentiated.

Related: Why does Marriott have 30 different hotel brands?

Related: The Baffler explores the explosion of mattress companies:

[M]arketing data suggests you stand at the confluence of two powerful trends: high anxiety and lowered expectations. And that is the magic inflection point, apparently, for treating yourself to a CasperTM Essential…. Don’t think of this as a recession; think of it as the market correcting your standard of living.

Elsewhere
Bloomberg’s Pessimist’s Guide to 2019.

The Intercept on the absurdity of an Anti-BDS law in Texas, which led a speech pathologist to lose her job because she refused to take a pro-Israel oath.

Paul Ryan is pushing for extra visas for white people while refugees are teargassed at the border. Class act, that one.

Pushback Against Monopoly
Apple, Amazon, Facebook, Google, Microsoft: Daniel Oberhaus author quit all five for a month. Apple is pretty easy, as is Facebook, even including subsidiaries Whatsapp and Instagram.

Amazon’s a little harder: It’s not just that it’s cheaper and more convenient to shop there, but that’s a big thing. And dropping Amazon subsidiary Whole Foods means it’s harder to find decent cheese. And then of course you can’t use its other subsidiaries like Twitch, IMDB, or Goodreads. And if you’re really trying to cut back, you should also drop two enormous Amazon Web Services customers, Netflix and Spotify.

Getting rid of Microsoft means switching to Linux, of course, but also giving up Github and all the other Microsoft web services.

And getting rid of Google is far harder than switching to Firefox from Chrome, or using the almost-as-good but more private DuckDuckGo search engine. It means going back six generations of Samsung phones to install a homebrew not-Android OS and app store on a jailbroken Galaxy S3. It means switching your email address and email provider. It means switching from Google Docs and Hangouts and Calendar, which can be especially hard if you use those for work. And of course you’re giving up YouTube, which means giving up the instructional videos you need to figure out your new phone and operating system. And of course Google Maps and Waze are right out, so you have a hard time getting places and don’t know how long it will take to arrive.

Twitter Curation

This thread, about a high school police officer who assumed a brown kid had stolen a missing calculator:

And this thread, about… corn:

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Man plays piano while a cat vies for attention.
I did not expect these toads to be very cute. The sound is a little unnerving though.
Dogs dining in a busy restaurant.
Very sleepy kitty.
Terrible maps, including “Super Bowl Wins By Country” and “Roman Air Bases in Europe.”
Stack your cats neatly.
SMBC Comic: What’s the Most American Movie?

Technological Dysphoria as Metaphor

You know how targeted ad networks follow you around the web with stuff they think you’ll be interested in? The sensation that you’re being watched, that there is a shadowy surveillance operation, is unnervingly similar to the hallucinations many people with schizophrenia have.

Schizophrenic hallucinations are, in many ways, informative. You don’t have to believe them to be real to understand that they forms they take, the interpretations the mentally ill make of what’s going on around them, are a reflection of … well, what’s going on around them. People who claim to be ‘targeted individuals’ may not be persecuted in the way they imagine, but they’re not wrong to think there’s someone, many someones, watching them, trying to manipulate them, and not generally with their best interests at heart.

So, yeah, we’re targeted. We’re all targeted. Of course, we kind of did sign up for it. It’s not the CIA watching us, it’s Facebook. (Although, yeah, probably also government officials. The NSA for sure.) And in China, internet users definitely know the Party is watching their Weibo posts and updating their Social Credit Score to make sure they stay in line. There isn’t much difference from the way Instagram and Shopify and Experian are doing the same thing to try and extract more clicks from our browser and dollars from our wallet.

See also: The worst part of being managed by algorithm is probably the constant surveillance.

See also: A trip through the mental and physical health systems. Bonus: “A nurse said that they had all believed I was uninsured and had given me “different” treatment because of it.”

The Divide
Wisconsin Republicans are still trying to diminish the power of the Dems who are coming into office next month. Their justification is, well, frankly ethno-nationalist: People in cities don’t count. Literally, this is what Robin Vos, the Republican house speaker, said: “If you took Madison and Milwaukee out of the state election formula, we would have a clear majority.” Yeah. As Ed Burmila notes, that boils down to “rural Wisconsin voters are the ones who actually matter so they should get what they want. They don’t think people in cities count. And you know who those people are.

This is, of course, an ongoing problem nationwide.  And it’s especially a problem in the senate, where we are rapidly approaching “rotten-borough” status. By 2040, according to the Washington Post, two-thirds of Americans will be represented by 30 percent of the Senate.

Washington DC has several times more residents than Vermont or Wyoming. It should be a state. Puerto Rico has several times more residents than Vermont or Wyoming. It should be a state.  Ed Burmila explains on Twitter, with historical antecedents:

Lost Cause
The UNC Silent Sam debacle has grown worse. This statue of an unnamed Confederate soldier, put up at the University of North Carolina in the early 20th century to reinforce white supremacy on campus, was toppled by protesters earlier this year. The university has decided, in its infinite wisdom, to spend millions of dollars to build a new shrine to slavery and white supremacy, and also spend additional money to build a more militarized campus police force to respond to any protests that might occur on campus.

You know, to ensure that protests are … dealt with.

pepper-spray-cop

Img Source: Wikipedia (WP:NFCC#4), Fair use, Link

Faculty are, of course, not pleased, and have responded with an open letter. It’s not clear what else they can do. The university can run pretty well without them, so it’s not like they have any real power.

This ties in neatly to a Smithsonian article covering how US taxpayers spend over $4 million every year supporting, maintaining, and enhancing the legend of the slave power.

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This hawk is epic
Watch all fifteen seconds of this GIF. You will not be disappointed.

Content Moderation Policy

[Pithy analysis TK]

Respecting people who disagree
“Damn right I’m a white nationalist,” says a member of the Texas Republican Party Platform Committee.

VA secretary Robert Wilkie, while speaking at a pro-confederate conference a few years back, gave a great deal of praise to Robert E. Lee and the morality and honor of the Lost Cause.  Sure, that was 1995, which was whole different century, when people didn’t really know that the pro-slavery side were the bad guys in the civil war. But he also gave a similar speech at a Sons of Confederate Veterans event in 2009, so, maybe he actually believes it.

And all of this nonsense from outgoing losers.

And this very sarcastic comic.

Misc
Teaching high school students in Mississippi how to use primary documents to understand the legacy of the civil war.

I’m in the Boston Globe today, talking about the importance of compromise and figuring out what’s good enough.

An analysis of sales of expensive winter coats in Korea and the window it gives into class structure and inequality in Korea these days.

Happiness economics and the midlife crisis.

From YouTube, a very fun DJ set of Japanese funk & soul records.

From Twitter, this comment on recent heavily redacted memos:

And this heartwarming/horrifying piece of DIY advice:

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Helpful dog at Christmas
You know how sometimes you sneeze while eating pasta? Imagine being a seal.
Corgis in snow.

Mainstream Poison

I was in a meeting today, the way a middle aged white guy will be, with a rep from my local Chamber of Commerce. At the very beginning, he was sure to explain to all present that the the local CoC is not affiliated with the national Chamber. They’ve always been independent, he said, but it’s increasingly important to point that out, because the politics and brand of the national Chamber are increasingly toxic, especially in New England. We then discussed ways that the local business community could make greater efforts to engage with the local socialist party on issues of climate change and resilience and housing equity and transit access, and how developers could balance the needs of organized labor with a desire to recruit a diverse workforce, given that regional labor organizations are pretty white. And we discussed, the way middle-aged white guys will do, ways that we could try to bring people different from us into the conversation we wanted to have, and hear their perspectives.

And it occurred to me, in this meeting, that most of the people I interact with on a day to day basis are pretty good at reaching across divides. We don’t automatically write each other off over differences of opinion.

But there are people who aren’t worth engaging with. People whose “differences of opinion” are, in fact, reprehensible. So reprehensible, in fact, that merely associating with them taints you with their moral stain.

Like the US Chamber of Commerce.

Like mainstream conservative pundit Erik Erikson, who openly admires the way that Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet used to have dissidents thrown out of helicopters into the ocean.

Like Jordan Peterson, the mainstream conservative intellectual and evolutionary pop-psych guru, who argues that Nazis were doing totally rational things at the time, so it was kind of OK.

Like Roger Stone and Jerome Corsi, beloved Republican political shitheels who knew about the DNC email hacks, and then persisted in claiming that Seth Rich stole the emails and that the Clintons murdered him for it.

Like the hardworking, well-respected law enforcement officials at ICE, who take glee in executing dehumanizing immigration policies and giving abusers free reign in tent-city concentration camps for migrant children:

The memo, obtained exclusively by The Associated Press, says the former director of the federal Office of Refugee Resettlement personally signed off on sidestepping requirements for child abuse and neglect checks at the tent city in Tornillo, Texas.

Like like acting US Attorney General Matt Whitaker, who says he felt conflicted when he was asked to prosecute someone who drove his car into a women’s health clinic and tried to set it on fire.

Like people who watch this video of cops beating protesters, and blame the protesters.

Like people who persist in denying that climate change is happening (see also, Five Ways to Adapt to Climate Change, see also The Insect Apocalypse is Here).

Like people who watch American life expectancy drop two years in a row and then still scaremonger about Obamacare and Socialism and the moral laziness of people struggling with substance abuse.

In other words, the mainstream Republican party. The thirty or forty percent of Americans who think Trump is doing a bang-up job. They bring nothing to the table. They will not or cannot speak in good faith and should not be trusted with power, or granted respect.

Engaging with them simply legitimizes their terrible, terrible ideas. It makes about as much sense to ask a mainstream Republican about public policy as it does to ask a young-earth creationist how a high school ought to teach biology. It’s worse than pointless, and bordering on unethical, to legitimize these ideas by giving them the time of day.

Twitter Curation

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kitteh
Profile of the illustrator behind the Great British Bakeoff.
This hedgehog having a bath.
These doggies catching treats.
This husky with a balloon.

Get off my lawn

When I was a teenager, sex was terrifying. The specter of AIDS was everywhere, even when the actual disease was a very long way off. And we didn’t have Tinder.

Today, HIV infection rates (and the danger of AIDS) are way, way down, and Tinder makes sex seem easy, but kids these days just aren’t doing it that much. The Atlantic says there are a number of reasons: Less willingness to settle for bad or coerced sex; more access to pornography and social media as a substitute for human interaction; teens being so over-scheduled that they don’t have any nonprofessional social interactions and reach their 20s without ever getting into bed with someone; a decline in childhood sexual abuse leading to a decline in pathological promiscuity; pornography creating incredibly skewed ideas about what sex is supposed to be…

Critics of the article, rightly, point out that the surveys are unreliable and the fluctuations are pretty close to being within the margin of error, and also apply mostly to heterosexuals, so the article is mostly just a subjective exploration of how sex and dating and romance are different from the way they used to be, better in some ways and worse in others. Just another Atlantic trend piece, in other words, but kind of interesting.

Politics Roundup
Look, I’m not saying Trump’s a racist, but white nationalists think he’s a racist. (Actually, I’m also saying he’s a racist).

White working class Democrat can’t get support from unions, for reasons.

This is totally fine.

The 4-H club tried to be more welcoming. It didn’t go over well.

Twitter Curation
Republican gerrymandering and voter suppression let them take elections. Should we pretend that didn’t happen to boost confidence in the system?

Under Trump, international students are avoiding the US. This is bad for numerous reasons detailed here.

Ohio legislators just passed a new anti-abortion bill that’s blatantly unconstitutional (also absurdly branded as “pro-life” despite implying a potential death penalty for doctors who perform abortions). Why on earth would they do that? It’s not just virtue-signaling for the base:

The New York Times article titled Teenager Claims Body-Cams Show The Police Framed Him sounds pretty bad. A Twitter thread from his attorney illustrates just how much the Times is soft-pedaling a vulgar display of power. I encourage you to read the whole thread, in which the attorney points out about a dozen common injustices, including adding charges when the suspect makes claims in his defense and alleging gang affiliation where none exists. And of course, locking a kid up for 2 weeks because he can’t make bail.

I’m taking economics 101 here are my hot economics takes
This is not a totally normal functional economy.

Today’s adults are stuck in their parents’ car-obsessed transportation system.

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Baby llama (Or alpaca? Adorable camelid of some sort).
Corgis & hose.
Ted Danson learning a new dance.
CHICKENSLACKS.
Cat vs. rat… rat wins.
Frog on rocker.

Hot Garbage

I love dead metaphors, the little phrases and comparisons you repeat until they’re meaningless, but then sometimes notice as metaphors and have to think about. I love the way they drift and then return, like letting your eyes unfocus and then snapping the world back to clarity.

You always hear adolescents described as “coltish” but seeing the new crop of 9th graders at the high school down the street is a reminder that they really do run around like baby horses not quite sure what the hell to do with all their limbs. (Also, did I get older or did teenagers suddenly get really loud? Get off my lawn!)

Or, of course, the short leash, which you’ll recognize if you have a dog and a selection of leashes: the short one is for training and control.

The phrase “hot garbage” is often used to describe people’s opinions, usually in trivial disputes over taste in pop culture or music or decor. Google Trends says that it’s less common than “dumpster fire,” but both are common enough that you don’t really pause to think about what they mean.

dumpster-fire
But think about it for a minute. Imagine rot and maggots and leachate. Think about burning plastic and rotten food and greasy smoke that will never wash off. Think about the time you accidentally walked past the dumpster behind the grocery store on a Monday morning in August, when everything wasted and worthless had been there all weekend festering. Think about how close you came to actually vomiting.

Speaking of Congressman Steve King (R-IA), “If they were in America pushing the platform that they push, they would be Republicans,” he said recently, of an Austrian party linked with Nazism and far-right violence. He said this as praise. This was the same trip on which he visited Auschwitz and then wanted a second opinion from a less-Jewish source.

History doesn’t repeat itself but it does rhyme
Late 19th/early 20th century political cartoons about Irish immigration part 1, part 2 and part 3.

It’s getting bleak in herre (so take off all your hopes)
Activists delivered an 11-foot-long sculpture of a bent and burned heroin spoon to the Massachusetts state capitol this week.

The Economist investigates how California manages to be simultaneously one of America’s richest and poorest states.

Profiles of people who left the country rather than pay student debts.

We are all disposable and when we are gone we will soon be forgotten. This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but with your corpse rotting in your car parked on a busy street for a week before anyone notices.

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OMG this cat is amazing
Spookycat is adorable
Curious octopus investigates camera

Late capitalist showdown at the interactive corral

Video game developers are notorious for long hours in the “crunch” during the time before product releases… and “crunch” can last a year or more in some cases. For example, in boasting about how hard everyone worked on their latest release, Rockstar Games’ CEO boasted of 100-hour weeks from many staffers. Labor activists are, of course, outraged. The Outline investigates the danger of exploiting a desire for “meaningful work” in creative industries.

The game, a cowboy open-world adventure called Red Dead Redemption 2, does sound impressive. The article featuring that long-hours boastfulness from New York Magazine is worth a read. The game, scheduled for release next week, features 1,200 (unionized!) actors, 700 of them with dialogue– the CEO boasted that they were, for a while, the largest employer of actors in New York City. There are 300,000 distinct animations including hundreds of different kinds of individual plants and animals simulated and scattered around a vast western landscape. There’s a weather system, of course, so realistic weather patterns play out around you as your character wanders about with his six-gun. The weather affects everything else in the game, to the extent that the majestic stallions realistically majestic testicles which expand or contract with the temperature, and sway more in warm weather than cool weather.

Is it art? Is it art worth working 100-hour weeks for? Dying for?

I’m taking economics 101 here are my hot economics takes
Speaking of gross simplifications, here’s the introduction to a problem on international trade: “Suppose France and Spain produce only cloth and wine. Assume that each country uses only labor to produce each​ good, and that the cloth and wine made in France and Spain are exactly alike.”

In my personal economics microcosm, I’m fighting with the Mass Department of Unemployment Assistance. My claim from the 2017 layoff was closed when I got a second freelance gig this fall, but I still had 4 unused weeks of benefits. With my two freelance gigs slowing down, I should regain eligibility and be able to tap those last few dregs of my unemployment insurance.

Unfortunately, the temp agency I worked for still has me listed as an employee, even though it’s not giving me any work or money. So when I tried to re-open my claim, I was rejected and asked for additional proof of unemployment. They’re working on the review, but say that due to a large number of claims they may take a while.

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I guess the economy is good enough that the Unemployment office can’t find enough staff to review claims. Or maybe there’s just a lot of people out of work?

Decline of the west

Twitter Curation
Jamelle Bouie reminds us of the incredible badassery of the flag of the 22nd Regiment of Colored Troops.

This cloud formation is incredible.

This sort of joke is one of the best things about Twitter:

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This kitty
The charming restoration of this badly damaged vintage cast-iron pan.
From /r/natureisfuckinglit: The secretary bird has pretty dope eyelashes.
This watermelon-dog.
Goats in sweaters.
Owl sneezes.

The New Day

Well, here we are. Winter is looming. The days are shorter and the nights are colder. Not as cold as they used to be.

Ocean acidification, megastorms, megadroughts, climate genocide, dismembered journalists, global kleptocracy, the world literally on fire. It’s all out there. We can look back at the predictions from James Howard Kunstler and Sarah Kendzior and note where they got a few details wrong, but it’s roughly shaking out like they said it would.

And still, here we are. Getting up in the morning. Going to work. Saving for retirement. Putting children through school. Cleaning the house for company. Making a meal for friends and family. Planning for the future, as though there were a future to plan for.

Humans are nothing if not optimistic. Or just carried by inertia. One or the other. The motivation hardly matters if the result is the same.

Twitter rewind
From September, a Noah Smith thread on elite disaffection and the rise of socialism.

From 2015, AV Flox on the difference between being a freelance writer and a sex worker. (One of them gets no respect, and the other one has sex for money).

From 1929, a note about a force of convicts building US Route 29. (“Convicts” in this article means black laborers enslaved on a pretext.)

Rain of Blood
Indian medtech startup idea: Blood delivered by drone. What could possibly go wrong?

International Relations
Two New Zealand women wrote a letter to Kiwi pop star Lorde urging her to cancel a planned concert in Israel. Lorde canceled her show. A handful of Israeli teens who had planned to attend the show sued the letter-writers. An Israeli court awarded them a judgement of NZ$18,000. It’s not clear what this means, although the Kiwis aren’t likely to be welcome at the Tel Aviv Lorde Fan Club meeting next month.

I’m taking econ 101 here are my hot economics takes
One of the key concepts in economics 101 is opportunity cost: The thing you don’t do while you’re doing something else. Once you start thinking about it, it’s everywhere. The cost of a deli sandwich isn’t simply $8, it’s everything else you could have done with that $8, everything else you could have done with the time you were waiting in line at the sandwich shop, everything you could have done while you were eating. You could have worked harder. You could have changed the world. Instead you were eating some overpriced unsatisfying sandwich. (This message brought to you by Soylent, the food that provides nutrition and convenience and nothing else; the opportunity cost is joy and the possibility of human connection while eating a meal together).

Cultivating joy
Bunny eating a strawberry.

Hey: send me some joy, guys. It’s getting pretty bleak in here.

Literally Orwellian

Here’s a special edition of the newsletter because I’m just so angry. I can’t even get into the Brazilian fascists, the Facebook-vectored communal violence in Sri Lanka, the approach of “category 6” hurricanes, the deafening silence of our leaders in the face of catastrophic climate change, Nikki goddamn Haley, the fundamentally undemocratic institutions of the Senate, or that Saudi journalist who has allegedly been dismembered inside the Saudi embassy in Turkey.

Literally Orwellian
Kamala Harris wanted to know about children in detention, and why they’re being detained for as long as a month, separated from families. So she asked Kristjen Nielsen, who says there are no children in detention! They’re being held for processing in a secure facility. But they’re not detained.

Because the USPS doesn’t provide street addresses on a lot of rural native reservations, so a lot of tribal IDs have PO boxes instead. Guess what you need on your ID to vote in North Dakota?

Brian Kemp is running for Governor of Georgia. He’s also the Secretary of State of Georgia, and as such is responsible for voter registration. He’s also a Republican. Guess what he’s doing with minority voter registration? Yeah, 53,000 voter registrations are on hold in his office, most of them from minority voters. It’s expected to be a tight race, and the suppression could very easily be within the margin of error. (Gin & Tacos goes into a little more detail on how the “Exact Match” scam works … and notes that Kemp has also tried to close some polling locations in Black neighborhoods).

A Democratic campaign worker was arrested for no apparent reason while delivering documents to a courthouse in Austin, Texas.

USA Today published an op-ed full of lies and slander. It was written by the president.

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This tiny mammal looks like it’s reading.