Old-school blog maestro Jason Kottke occasionally posts a list of what he calls his recent media diet. Just, here’s what he’s been interested in, and he hopes you might be too. He usually chooses pretty interesting stuff, which is sometimes intimidating. A lot of what I’ve been consuming recently is deliberately not that interesting.
But after a long day of global insanity it’s terribly nice to shut out the outside world. The Guardian says that “comfort TV” is a legitimate trend, and I am completely unsurprised.
Anyway, I’ve been reading a sweeping space opera series called The Expanse. It’s been bumbling around in my awareness for ages and is now more widely known because of a somewhat-popular TV adaptation from Syfy and (ugh) Amazon.
I’m obsessed. Right now I’m waiting for two more volumes of the series to arrive at my library. But it’s not a media food I can recommend unreservedly, in the way I recommend Becky Chambers to everyone even if they don’t like sci-fi. For one thing, the first book is heavily macho, featuring a hard-boiled detective dude, a washed-up military dude with lofty ideals, and a young woman in peril. Second, it’s enormous: eight volumes so far, each thick enough to stun an ox. By the time the novels begin to interrogate and mock the macho tropes laid out in the first volume, you’re already seven or eight hundred pages in. Key bits of the universe – the actual expanse of the title – don’t even begin to show up until volume four. “Give it two or three thousand pages” is a pretty big ask for most folks skeptical about the premise of intergalactic political intrigue.
On to the linkings.
How We Live Now
Briefings from the Justice Department have included articles from noted white nationalist website VDare
A Falun-Gong affiliated group has been spending heavily on pro-Trump ads on Facebook
Sydney Morning Herald: US in the Midst of a White Nationalist Terrorism Crisis
Dallas police recorded laughing as they killed a man they had arrested
An incoming Harvard freshman was deported on arrival because he’s Facebook friends with someone who has opinions that CBP didn’t like
Someone has felt the need to develop a fashion line designed to confuse automated license plate readers
Cultivating Joy
This very round bird is adorable
This kitten and dog are friends
There were once giant parrots in New Zealand
The “glamorous opossum lady” is living her truth and we should respect that
Hot new disaster trends for the burning 20s
Delos been mostly uninhabited for centuries, but its status as the mythological birthplace of Apollo and Artemis made it an important holy site for almost a thousand years leading up to the first century BC. In 478 BC, it became the neutral capital of the Athens-dominated Delian League. Although it traded hands a few times, it prospered as a port and slave-trading center for hundreds of years, making it very wealthy indeed.
A series of pirate attacks culminated in 69 BC with a thorough sacking and looting. As trade routes shifted, people moved away. As worship of Apollo faded, people moved away. It simply didn’t matter any more. It’s been an archaeological site since 1872. What’s there is stunning: an entire town reduced to its crumbling walls, an enormous theater, faded mosaics of Dionysus in banquet rooms that undoubtedly hosted epic orgies. A number of key statues have been moved for preservation and replaced with replicas, including the melted-looking Naxian Lions and a famous depiction of Aphrodite smilingly beating Pan with a shoe. What’s missing is more significant: all the metal. All the wood. All the cloth. Even a lot of the stone. There’s a giant marble plinth with notes about the enormous statue of Apollo that it used to hold. The British Museum has a foot, the Athens Museum a hand. The head is long since stolen and lost. A lot of the body was apparently chopped up and used in other sculptures or buildings.
In other words, the entire place is a monument to hubris and a reminder of the fragility of empire and stone and everything we build or do.
And after a few hours of being humbled by ancient ruins, we turned around and got back on the ferry to Mykonos, with its new port served by cruise ships and its old port served by mega-yachts, the water coming up just to the edge of the charming bars and restaurants of Little Venice. And its adorable street cats. Not long after that, we got on a plane and flew halfway around the world, spewing carbon dioxide all the way. So today I feel humbled, and hypocritcal, and troubled by the rhymes of history.
(Coincidentally, the song “Mykonos” by Fleet Foxes is about someone failing to get sober after a trip to rehab in Mykonos. I don’t know why anyone would attempt rehab there. Mykonos seems like it would be one of the worst possible places in the world to get sober. Our hotel’s welcome book actually included a brochure for an IV rehydration hangover treatment.)
The collapse approaches
Climate change is shifting wine regions around.
Climate migration has begun to appear in the US, although it’s still more notable in Siberia.
Your context sets your expectation, which is why the climate apocalypse seems totally normal. (There are roughly half as many birds as there were just a hundred years ago…)
A second example: one Key Largo neighborhood, already used to intermittent fall flooding, has been substantially flooded for more than 40 days. “For us now, this is normal life,” one resident says.
Most maps of Louisiana are inaccurate; subsidence, erosion, and rising sea levels are shrinking the coastline faster than maps can keep up.
California’s blackouts are another glimpse into the climate change future. So are preparations for the Tokyo Olympics, where a badly timed heatwave would potentially kill spectators and athletes alike.
And also
A map of concentration camps in America.
Searing short memoir/long blog post about family, abuse, internalized racism, and redpill toxicity.
Fun
Not from The Onion: Fire sparks mass explosion of semen at cattle breeding centre.
This is just super cool.
Nothing is Real
The New York Times, still the paper of record (or so I’m told) employs a columnist who thinks that masturbation is somehow harmful. (This is an actual thing he said, not some screenshot fake. I think.)
Schools are obliged to teach facts but abstain from opinion and religious instruction. So… they also avoid teaching about World War II, because that might not have actually been a thing? That dude got rapidly reassigned. At least, the totally fake Washington Post says he did. And how can we trust the news outlet owned by some rich dude with an agenda, especially one that can’t even report on a hurricane with any accuracy?
We can all joke about how this year is the 50th anniversary of when they faked the moon landing, but David Brooks is this very moment allying himself with the very reputable Jewish magazine Tablet to try and redeem the wildly antisemitic trope of “cultural Marxism.” Does the Prime Minister of Israel believe in the race “science” he’s been pushing? (I mean, someone claims he’s doing it? I mean, it’s still live on his official account, so maybe that’s actually a thing that’s happening?)
Did Kellyanne Conway actually just ask a journalist their ethnicity? Did journalists finally call the president on his environmental bullshittery? Is the veil finally coming off the Atwater-era lie about the Republican not being racist to its very core?
Did a Nobel-Prize winning economist just use the n-word six times in a single column in the New York fucking Times?
Will Deepfakes make these questions harder to answer and less relevant to ask?
Anyway, truth is dead and so are we. Eat Arby’s.
Cultivating Joy (Probably. These GIFs are too good to fact-check)
A squirrel began hoarding nuts inside this cellular antenna. It hoarded a LOT of nuts. Or maybe that’s just what anti-5G conspiracy theorists WANT you to believe!
Can a bird play peekaboo? Who knows. Could be faked. Don’t care.
Pretty sure humans are dumb enough that this is 100% factual.
Newsletter: Once more for the people in the back
See also “having a normal one,” or “having a very normal day,” meaning losing your goddamn mind.
So, anyway.
As white supremacist protestors were escorted off the National Mall this week, they exchanged fist-bumps with police.
As Ed Burmila warned us a year ago, Trump is determined to emulate Australia’s disastrous and inhumane immigration policies.
University of Alaska faces 41% budget cut.
ProPublica got access to a secret CBP/ICE employee Facebook group featuring roughly 9,500 members trading horrific racist jokes about dead migrants. Meanwhile, border agency staff are killing themselves in record numbers.
The poll tax returns to Florida.
And in creeping horror news
Climate change promises an increase in “supernests” of yellowjackets and other wasps, formed when mild winters permit more of a colony to survive throughout a year. These nests can grow to the size of compact cars and house tens of thousands of wasps at once.
BLDGBLOG notes that this would be the perfect setting for a post-apocalyptic horror movie: “unwary climate refugees of the near-future hiking through the forests of a superheated American South… approaching a super nest the size of train yard, its buzzing mistaken for the hopeful drone of distant machinery. ”
And also
This incredible drowned town.
This series of black NYC history tweets.
Toronto’s Garfield-themed restaurant.
Cultivating joy
This almost circular dog.
This high-jumping cat.
Are You My Doctor?
A co-worker of mine recently needed to find a new primary care physician, as one does when moving to a new town and getting a new insurance company. So I got to hear her call number after number on her insurance company’s guide to available doctors and have various versions of the following conversation:
“Hello, is this Dr. So-and-so’s office? Yes, I’d like to make a new patient appointment. Well, you’re listed as taking new patients. Gargantuan Health Insurance Corp. You’ve never even heard of them? Well, they’ve heard of you. They said you were in-network!”
I am not surprised that a list is wrong or woefully out of date. After all, patient lists fill up, people switch jobs, practices change their insurance policies. So it wouldn’t be a surprise to have a few outdated items in a directory.
But apparently that incredibly frustrating process is more or less deliberate.
Providing accurate and up-to-date guides is not easy, but it’s not impossible. But an insurer has every reason to avoid doing it. An incorrect and woefully out-of-date list is a barrier to access, and putting up barriers to access is good for the bottom line. What better way to prevent people from using expensive medical services than by making it hard for them to find a doctor?
The problem is especially acute for mental health care, because it’s more expensive to provide, and people in psychiatric distress find it especially difficult to navigate actively hostile processes, meaning that dark pattern of bad lists is especially good at keeping them from using their insurance.
But it’s good for the stock price, right?
Kind of cool
How prison tattoos are made.
Everything that’s wrong with Uber.
A list of names of kinds of wind.
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Diabetics risking their lives for discount insulin.
Record-breaking melt event in Greenland and Arctic Ocean.
A nine-year-old used his allowance to pay for the lunches of his impoverished classmates.
Normal Mainstream Republicans
Republican legislators in Oregon have walked out in order to break quorum and avoid voting on a climate change bill. That’s an OK, if extreme, stunt in support of impending climate disaster. They have been ordered to return and will be pursued by the state police. This is an escalation, but it’s sort of part of the game. One legislator has gotten an antigovernment militia to provide security and has told the police they’d better be sending heavily armed men who are willing to die if they expect to drag him back to his job to vote on a climate change bill. Yeah.
Meanwhile, Pew Social Trends notes that “There is a sharp partisan divide in attitudes about interracial marriage… Only 28% of Republicans and Republican-leaning independents” believe that interracial marriage is a good thing.
And there’s that republican operative melting down over metric system conspiracy theory.
Cultivating joy
Big cat surprised by small cat.
This very round bird.
Orphaned kittens need to be taught how to groom themselves. This is how that’s done.
Dogs who eat too fast can be given special bowls that slow down their gulping. Some dogs who eat too fast will have none of that.
This chinchilla.
This small bird with a giant schnozz.
This incredible gymnastic cat.
Sir, this is an Arby’s
I’ve finally gone and joined a book club, and the book we’re reading is The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks, and it’s every bit as heartbreaking as you’d expect — lapse after lapse of medical ethics, multigenerational trauma, all the inequalities of American society laid bare. And the author keeps inserting herself into the story in a way that just underscores the shortcomings of every well-meaning white liberal endeavor. It’s kind of a slog.
Anyway, here are some links.
Callbacks
The other week I mentioned the Burger King Angry Meals… Lauren Oyler has a more in-depth analysis of the phenomenon of advertising that admits that life is terrible so you might as well consume these terrible products to go with it. The article is titled “This Is What it Sounds Like When Brands Cry.”
I also wrote about the temptation to identify yourself so strongly with your job that you’re uncertain who you are without it. Again in the Times, there’s a more thorough set of guidelines to how to address that issue. And of course, because nothing is complete without the Times making a condescending visit to a midwestern white male manufacturing worker who voted for fascists, a profile of a white male manufacturing worker wondering who he is without his job.
Also, because I can’t resist dunking on David Brooks: David Brooks Decries Incivility Of Modern Plumbing After Tripping On Feet And Falling Headfirst Into Toilet.
Heartwarming Capitalist Dystopia
SO HEARTWARMING! When this little boy’s family couldn’t afford lifesaving surgery his local Home Depot gave him a free shovel and drove him out to the desert to dig his own grave — pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) May 30, 2019
Semantics
minor 2019 semantic nit: now that all the fascists have come out of hiding, we should use that term “cryptofascists” just for fascists who also happen to own Bitcoin — welcome to dot 🏳️🌈 (@WelcomeToDot) May 28, 2019
Mainstream Republicans
Records prove clearly what we already kind of knew: Republican operatives are trying to fiddle the census to increase the electoral power of white people.
Not a drill: natural gas is now “molecules of freedom.” This is from the BBC. I am not making this up.
Elizabeth Warren is the Hermione Granger of this Timeline
Mueller: Did ANYONE do the reading assignment?
Warren: [raises hand]
Mueller: Anyone OTHER than Elizabeth? — Valerie Aurora (@vaurorapub) May 29, 2019
Cultivating Joy
These very round seals.
A neural net tries to name cats.
A very smol … dog? buffalo? Tiny thing anyway. Very cute.
Frog & Toad x NWA is the hot new streetwear collab of the season. Yes, it’s available in baby sizes.
Deep Inside the Amethyst Mines
A few weeks ago someone asked me what I do for work, and I had a very hard time coming up with an answer that fit into just a few words. I don’t know why I didn’t come up with something exciting and funny (Amethyst broker to the stars! Sex instructor! Marijuana sommelier!), or simple and accurate (nonprofit marketing freelancer). But I was stumped. I hesitated. What do I even do? Who am I? How did I get here? (Letting the days go by…)
More recently, I made a political donation and the form required me to list my occupation and employer. I started to write down my title and the hospital where I’m currently working, but then I realized that’s not strictly accurate. I don’t work for the hospital. I work for a temp agency that’s a subsidiary of a larger temp-agency holding company.
So I put down “temp” and the name of my sub-agency, since I can’t actually remember the name of the holding company. Then I felt sort of insignificant and temporary. And then I reminded myself that we shouldn’t let ourselves be defined by our jobs but by ourselves: “in a society where you are what you do full-time — and you’re only as good as how much you earn doing it — identifying yourself as anything can feel like a form of hubris.”
And then I went and listened to the song “Amethyst” by Low forty or fifty times on repeat. The color bleeds and fades to white…
This is fine dot gif
Trump takes out an enormous loan under suspicious circumstances.
Deutsche Bank employees say they were overruled when Trump family transactions raised money-laundering flags.
The IRS has basically stopped auditing the very wealthy.
This cop is probably not going to get in trouble for these hijinks.
Border patrol agent charged with running over a migrant.
Simple shareable infographics

This is now how humor headlines work
- Senator Says The Only Acceptable Way To Kill A Fetus Is With a Gun
- Torn! This Pro-Life Conservative Has to Pretend He Believes Black Lives Have Value
- What Surprised Me Most About Becoming a Parent Was That I Was Forced To by The Government
- ‘I Want to Save Unborn Children,’ Says Senator Who Just Closed Seven Rural Hospitals
- Life is Sacred, That’s Why This Nonviable Fetus Should Stay Inside Me So We Can Both Die
Linguistic joy
Also, the word “lox” may be one of the English words most resistant to change in meaning or sound.
Cute joy
Liquid cat
Bow-legged bird
Werner Herzog likes cat videos
Austerity
You guys, I’m starting to think these fascist idiots shouldn’t have been allowed anywhere near the levers of power.
So, let’s talk economic policy: Misguided austerity policies have impoverished people all over Europe and the US, but the NYT has an incredibly crushing example of how it’s played out Cumbria, abandoned by the young, by bus service, by hospitals. If you read nothing of the article, just know that it ends with someone lamenting that “it would have been a wonderful place to die.”
Actually, no. You know what, they all sort of go together. “Pro-life” legislators close rural hospitals, urban hospitals, family-planning clinics, sexual-education programs, childcare programs… and then claim Democrats are the party of death.
Seriously. What timeline is it when you have to check whether you’re reading a news parody site when the headline is “Abused 12-Year-Old Alabama Girl Doesn’t Think She Can Handle Being A Mom On Top Of Everything Else?”
Mainstream Republicans
Turning Point USA is a college-Republican group. A leader at the Las Vegas chapter has recently been ousted after a video of him went viral. Guess what he was saying?
Nearly half of white Republicans are bothered when they hear someone speaking a foreign language.
Imagine being at the beginning of a campaign in which every democratic candidate is going to be called a baby-killer who wants to let immigrant rapists into the country to illegally vote and worrying that impeachment will “energize” the republican base.
— Mass for Shut-ins (podcast) (@gin_and_tacos) May 8, 2019
The president just pardoned a war criminal.
That Coast Guard guy who got caught planning a murderous anti-leftist rampage is now out on bail because he doesn’t seem like a threat to the people who judge threats.
Texas Rep Jonathan Stickland (R-Bedford) has accused a pediatrician of sorcery. The sorcery in question is vaccination.
Cultivating joy
This bunny is in disguise as a potato.
This cat is cuddling in a paperback.
“There’s a lot going on here.”
You absolutely must watch this whole video.
Dog plays Jenga.
The Snack that Doesn’t Love You Back
(What stage of capitalism are we in where fast food chains care more about mental health than most public officials?)
Hindsight will be 2020
Paul Krugman has a warning about the old white guys running for office this year: they are arrogant enough to think they can transcend partisanship. Biden thinks he can “reach across the aisle” and Sanders thinks he can sweep across divides with idealistic policy. Neither seems to grasp what will actually happen if Dems take the presidency but the Senate and Supreme Court are still dominated by what’s basically a rebooted John Birch Society. Speaking of which…
Mainstream Republican Values
The Florida legislature is basically using a poll tax to avoid implementing a ballot measure that would allow ex-cons to vote.
Here is an official statement from the White House, claiming that Democrats kill babies:
As Democrat Governors in NY & VA advocate for late term abortion & even infanticide – & Democrats in Congress refuse to allow a vote on the Born-Alive bill – TODAY in Times Square an ultrasound will be shown for all to see, demonstrating the miracle of life. #AliveFromNewYork
— Vice President Mike Pence (@VP) May 4, 2019
Let me reiterate: the Vice-President of the United States is claiming that his opponents are in favor of legal infanticide. This is how you incite murder. This is how you get support for refusal to cede power after losing an election.
And as if on cue, we have an article titled “Nobody’s sure how seriously to take Trump’s suggestion he’s owed two extra years in office.”
You guys, I’m starting to think this fascist demagogue should never have been allowed anywhere near the levers of power.
This thread. My lord, this thread:
When did you become radicalized by the U.S. health care non-system?
— All On Medicare (@AllOnMedicare) May 2, 2019
When I broke my hand in college, I set the bone & splinted it myself. This was the first time I found out this wasn’t normal, because I grew up either w/o insurance or w/ my mom’s terrible work insurance & not enough savings to ever afford the copay
— torrin a. greathouse (@TAGreathouse) May 4, 2019
My first boyfriend committed suicide at 19 after being diagnosed with bipolar disorder and not being able to refill his meds or get treatment after being released from the psych hospital. A thousand other things, but it all started there.
— frannypak (@frannypak) May 4, 2019
My father killed himself so he wouldn’t bankrupt the family trying to treat his Parkinson’s. He was my best friend. We did a Go Fund Me for his medical care and ended up using it for his funeral
— Erin Dewey Lennox (@ErinDeweyLennox) May 3, 2019
In Oct of 2018 My friend niema went on Facebook asking if anyone had any Albuterol she could have because she couldn’t afford to get any at the time. She died early the next morning after an attack. She was an amazing human being. pic.twitter.com/V6MD8KaRii
— EbethNeedsWine (@ebethhasissues) May 3, 2019
When my employer told me I needed to come back to work or else my families health insurance would lapse.
I took that phone call while sitting in a PICU room next to my 4 year old who was in a medically induced coma— Janissary Jones (@JanissaryJones) May 3, 2019
The Future Is Now
The BBC has a report on what they’re calling the “post-natural age” and man is it going to be weird and beautiful and weird.
Scientific American notes that seasonal allergies are made worse by the fact that municipal arborists and home gardeners alike tend to plant mostly male trees, since they don’t drop fruit and therefore are less messy.
Cultivating Joy
This roly-poly cat is pretty adorable I guess.
Lemon Party
In my economics class this week we learned about asymmetric information and adverse selection, as exemplified by the lemon problem. The classic example is used cars: if someone has a good car to sell, they know it’s a good car and want to get the best price for it. But the buyer can’t know whether it’s good or not, and won’t pay top dollar for it. Therefore, only sellers of lemons enter the market, driving down prices and driving out sellers with good products. This is resolved with market signals like guarantees, which are costly to sellers of low-quality products and cheap for sellers of good-quality products.
The second example we got was education. Your extension school degree, our professor says, may or may not improve your actual productivity or value as a worker. There are people who argue that educational attainment doesn’t actually improve productivity. But it demonstrates your productivity. It is theoretically more time-consuming and therefore more expensive for a low-productivity worker to pursue a degree.
Your degree, in other words, is a badge saying you can jump through arbitrary hoops. It’s an expensive piece of paper that demonstrates how hard you can work to get expensive pieces of paper. (This model does not, of course, take into account any of the other reasons that some people might find it harder to attend and graduate from college).
It was not exactly the most inspiring motivation to study for my exam.
Mainstream Republicans
Iowa’s longest-serving Republican has renounced his party, saying that today’s mainstream Republican party is repugnant.
Twitter will have a hard time cracking down on white nationalism because algorithms can’t tell it apart from mainstream Republican talking points.
A video of a random dude at a Trump rally wearing a “Hillary for Prison” shirt and shouting “Jew-S-A” at the “Jew media” has not gone viral because it’s kind of par for the course.
Standard Republican talking point: Democrats promote infanticide. I’ve actually gotten Facebook ads accusing Mass Democrats of supporting an “infanticide bill.” This rhetoric is both nonsensical and dangerous and will lead directly to the murder of physicians.
White nationalist Steve Scalise was exposed as such in 2015, but is still in office.
Republican-led campaigns in Texas and Tennessee are trying to make voter registration harder in the face of increasing minority voter turnout.
Cultivating joy
A classic: Slime eels in highway crash.
Red Pandas are pretty cute.
Unlikely kitten/mouse friendship.