Would you like to see my new hat?

Via Slate:

The New York Times called this answer “artful.” That’s not the word I’d use. Artful should be reserved for things that hide the truth but don’t deceive. A hat is artful. A toupee is a lie. Bush’s answer was toupee-like. Even if it was technically true that Bush had not talked to Snow about “resignation,” the president knew his confected statement was deceptive. I’m reluctant to call it a lie, but the president abused our trust.

Clever language, except where he kind of waffles on it. Go ahead, point out that the president has no hair. Do it.

And while we’re at it, I want a pony and an impeachment.