Proposal requires kids for marriage. Following the family-values crowd to its logical, Quiver-Full extreme, a gay-rights group has proposed a law that would require married couples to have children within three years.
Now, that’s a great joke, but should it be turned into a genuine ballot initiative? Is it really a good idea to take a one-liner and put it on the ballot, risking idiots turning it into law? What if it actually passes? Do old lines from the Simpsons (“Bart, marriage is a three-year commitment!”) suddenly become prophetic?