Perez Hilton will appear on Courteney Cox’s show Dirt tonight. This is a real milestone for him. He’s been working steadily toward this moment of apotheosis, when he sloughs off the carapace of a celebrity-obsessed blogger and becomes a celebrity in his own right. He’s already abandoned his brains and ethics– the only thing left is botox and surgery to make him look like all the other Ken dolls in LA.
Secretly Ironic 